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    His masters voice

    conferring sentience and following orders from inaminate objects?

    in dulcid little brat tones?
    MDK MDK MDK,..please don't litter
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    Theres something very disturbing about this.

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    its like that weird computer girl from resident evil...

    i heard they have these talking cameras in scotland...

    "see you...pek ap that ciggy ...PEK IT AP"
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

    THE LEISURE HIVE

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    I loathe these and all camera systems....
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    There is no target consumer! Only targets. Targets that will tremble as their new master hands down edicts in my glorious booming voice!

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    So remember when you are out don't scratch ya bum or ought cos "Big Brother" is watchin

    I saw this on the news, it actually did work the thing said"The person in the white jacket please pick up that bottle and put it in the bin."

    And he did, I hate the thought what we are being watched all the time not that I ever do ought bad but to use childrens voices is just wrong!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkie View Post
    I saw this on the news, it actually did work the thing said "The person in the white jacket please pick up that bottle and put it in the bin."
    Can you imagine how that will work for the town drunk.

    "Hey you, the bald guy in the Fred Perry shirt, stop taking a piss on me!"

    "Oh yeah, you lamppost f**ker, what you gonna do if I don't? You're a lamppost, you idiot!"

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    The government is just preparing our citizens for the arrival of our Alien Overlords.



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    "THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS, PICK UP YOUR ****ING LITTER, NOW!"


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    And thus the tokers were wiped from the earth

    " STOP CLIMBING THE LAMP POST AND WAIT FOR THE POLICE TO ARRIVE!"

    Lol or even more fun

    " THIS IS THE VOICE OF YOURE SUBCONCIOUS, VOTE FOR BLAIR!"
    Why arent you laughing?

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    Nice pic, Im `avin that
    Why arent you laughing?

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    So would ya do if a voice came out of nowhere and told you to do something, would you do it?

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    If the voice was male and told me to touch his asshole then no way Jose. In fact, I'd be inclined to mock these speakers and throw Maccy D milkshakes at them on principal alone.

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    What if the voice was female would you do the same then

    And that would be a total waste of a perfectly good milkshake, especially if it was banana flavour

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    Yeah they have those in middlesborough,anyone being "anti-social" gets shouted at by someone sat in a control room too far away to actually do anything.Cant see it working,most delinquents will start causing trouble purely to get the camera to shout at them,all they have to do is hide behind a hoody and they will get away with it,just the same as in my town they've put mugshots of all the trouble makers up on a pillar in the town centre apparently to shame them,well they all think its great and it makes them notorious so they do all this stuff purely to get their ugly mugs up on there!the police are in la la land with these schemes to be honest

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