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  1. 29-Sep-2010 #1
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    My incredibly sick obsession with..... BACON!

    That's right, it's BACON time again! The greatest food product ever concieved has now just got better!

    I know what you're thinking: "But how, Lou? How is that even possible? Please explain."

    Well, allow me to introduce to you the following brand new bacon creations!





    For the love of god, it's a bacon cheese roll and bacon/burger/hotdog turtles!!! Now, lie to me and tell me you're drooling after seeing those...
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    I'm having both hunger pains and a heart attack just from looking at the Baconortoise - it's beautiful and genius but....I really don't think I could manage more than a couple of bites of that - put some lettuce in it man!!!!
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    That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one...maybe on the grill for the holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    That, my friend, is disgusting, but I do so want to try and make one...
    That just made me giggle, Aces. "Disgusting! But I wanna make one!"

    Can't you just hear your arteries hardening from across the 'net?
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    YES! A Bacon AT-AT! "Prepare the deep fryer generators!"

    All your bacon are belong to us!
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    Oh. My. Lord.... I want to ride it, but... I'm so scared it'll break...
    If that landed on Hoth, the Wampas would be after it like flies around manure.
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    WTF?!
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    Sounds delicious!
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    www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    www.biggerbetterbacon.com dude, you didn't tell me you owned your own bacon company
    Shhhhhhh!!! That's supposed to be a secret, dude! Although I must admit, I also head up the "Church of Bacon" - people tell me a pig on the cross is blasphemy, but I'm not listening to a word they say.

    And in other news, there's more:







    and one of my favorites:

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    Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion2213 View Post
    Lou, you are one sick puppy...but in an awesome kind of way.


    Thanks... I think.

    I can't help it, my love of bacon borderlines on obsession - I have major OCD when it comes to that lucious "other white meat" *drools*
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    Lena was actually wearing a Bacon Bandaid at work today.
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    Could you please ask her if she'd mind if I ate it?

    Wait, before you do that, where was it applied? That will make a difference.
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