Post Your Favorite Movie Quote Thread!

[DjfunkmasterG]

The title says it all, and this way we aren't clogging up the shout box. Rules: 1. Must contain " marks 2. You must provide the character and film (year of film is optional)

[LouCipherr]

I thought the purpose of the shout box was to... umm.. shout out anything? Fine, you wanna play in this thread, let's go. TDR Quotes: Prostitute: "What are you lookin 'at?" Otis: "I'm lookin' at you, mama" Prostitute: "you like what you see?" Otis: "well, I keep my standards pretty low so i'm never disappointed" Otis: "First of all, I don't remember saying anything...and second, consider me Willy f*ckin' Wanka - this is MY chocolate factory!" Otis: "there is no f*ckin' ice cream in your f*ckin' future!" Awww, screw this, I should just post the script to the whole damn movie. more later...

[bassman]

hmmm....this is a tough one. There are WAY more than just one, in my case. I guess I'll start with one from my favorite flick.... "I make it a rule to never get involved with possessed people........actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule" - Dr. Peter Venkman played by Bill Murray in "Ghostbusters"(1984)

[MikePizzoff]

The Sandlot (1993) Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back. Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth! Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she? Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT? Kenny: The sultan of swat! Bertram: The king of crash! Timmy: The colossus of clout! Tommy: The colossus of clout! All: BABE RUTH! Ham Porter: THE-GREAT-BAMBINO! Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

[p2501]

2 from the same film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/ "Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog? Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? " and "Mitch: Oh, ****! Ah, that hurt like ****! Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins. Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What? Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that? Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

[DjfunkmasterG]

2 from the same film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/ "Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive. Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog? Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? " and "Mitch: Oh, ****! Ah, that hurt like ****! Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins. Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What? Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that? Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." GREAT LONG KISS GOODNIGHT QUOTES! Rep for you!

[Fulcifan91]

"I wonder who the real cannibals are. " -Prof. Harold Monroe, Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

[p2501]

GREAT LONG KISS GOODNIGHT QUOTES! Rep for you! heh heh, thanks!

[DjfunkmasterG]

Dead Collector - "Bring out your dead." Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)

[bassman]

(singing while being crucified)"Always look on the bright side of life(whistles)" - Lead Crucifee Singer in "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

[DjfunkmasterG]

(singing while being crucified)"Always look on the bright side of life(whistles)" - Lead Crucifee Singer in "Monty Python's Life of Brian" That funny

[zombie04]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang(2005) Perry:"You look up 'idiot' in the dictionary, do you know what you're going to find?" Harry:"Um...a picture of me?" Perry:"No, the definition of idiot which you f*cking are!"

[MinionZombie]

This is one I usually post for such an event: McDermott, Day of the Dead: "I'll have to lay of the f*cking booze Steel, cos there won't f*cking be any of it f*cking left!" I just looooove swearing...it's so big and clever.

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Alice have you, or any member of your family been diagnosed Scizophrenic, mentally incompetent..." " I had an Uncle who thought he was St. Jerome." "I'd Call that a big yes"

[LouCipherr]

From "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman: "Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people... maybe five or ten. A NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun... and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an axe, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even... well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So... if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open."