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    YES!! It's March 14th!!!

    Does anyone know what holiday is being celebrated today?

    in my best "Bruce" from "Finding Nemo" voice, "I'M HAVING STEAK TONIGHT!!!" (that's a hint in case you were wondering.. )





    If you're not sure, you can always click here to find out - be forewarned: not for kids or those who are squeamish about such things.

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    I've never heard of this. It just so happens that I was already planning on having steak for dinner tonight. It's also my buddy's birthday......he'll love to hear about this.

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    i pledge my support to this noble celebratory day
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    Three more days until St. Patrick's Day.

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    It’s March 14th
    You know what that means
    I’ll gobble your knob
    And juggle your beans
    Now eat your steak
    Like a good little chum
    And when you’re all finished
    I’ll swallow your cum!


    brings new meaning to the word greasy


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    I had a feeling bj meant what I thought it was. I don't eat steak, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    I had a feeling bj meant what I thought it was. I don't eat steak, though.
    That's ok, look at it this way: your other half will only have to do 50% of the work as originally thought.

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    I sent my girlfriend a message regarding this. Not sure if she'll grant it, though, seeing as I didn't do such a great job with Valentines Day this year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I sent my girlfriend a message regarding this. Not sure if she'll grant it, though, seeing as I didn't do such a great job with Valentines Day this year...
    did she not appreciate the diamond head tickets? hehehe
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post


    I've never heard of this. It just so happens that I was already planning on having steak for dinner tonight. It's also my buddy's birthday......he'll love to hear about this.
    You mean your sucking him off?
    Cause thats what it sounds like.

    Good on you for living life your way!

    bong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coma View Post
    You mean your sucking him off?
    Cause thats what it sounds like.

    Good on you for living life your way!

    bong!


    nah.....we're both straight.....he's married....no way. But wouldn't that be cool to have your birthday on such a cool holiday?

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    lol, people are crazy...who comes up with this shiite? ... crazy people I guess.

    So you gobble a steak, get all bloated, then have bloated-mouth-sex? ... okay ...

    But I bet trying not to rip one (or seven) whilst the lass is "doon tha toon" can be hard ... or you'll end up like Brodie Bruce, and you'll have to walk around a mall all day and then mug it up on some lame Blind Date rip off. *sheesh*

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    Im having that!its true women get spoiled on various days through the year,so steak & BJ day is the least we deserve lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    i pledge my support to this noble celebratory day
    I bet you do I should probably take this opportunity to tell you that I've quit red meat as of 3 days ago...

    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    I sent my girlfriend a message regarding this. Not sure if she'll grant it, though, seeing as I didn't do such a great job with Valentines Day this year...
    Hmph. I did actually get wined and dined this year, it was really nice. *Ponders*

    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    So you gobble a steak, get all bloated, then have bloated-mouth-sex? ... okay ...

    But I bet trying not to rip one (or seven) whilst the lass is "doon tha toon" can be hard ...


    "bloated-mouth-sex" is actually one of the most unappealing phrases I've ever heard!!

    Anyway you should blatently do it the other way round (BJ first, dinner after ).
    La freak, c'est chic!

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    There should be a "bloke's day" where we can belch and fart as much as we want, openly ogle boobs (no hands, we're still gentlemen underneath all the Nuts magazine style blokeness)...and you know, just be blokes about everything, and take a really relaxed approach to everything - and women across the land would officially not be allowed to get all weird up in their head, and they'd also be made to cut all that bitchy among themselves bullshiite too ... that stuff does my head in.

    Chic ... see, that's why women are men's muses many-a-time ...

    The site says "steak & BJ", so I automatically think that's how it can only be. ... but you've hit the nail on the *ahem* head there ... seriously, I ain't joking, I didn't think of it that way around ... that's actually a really good idea.

    It's like giving a dog a doggy treat after he's done good ... only it's steak ... and after doing something the Church would say most definitely isn't good (well, publicly anyway )
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