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Thread: Be careful what you wish for, and who you laugh at.

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    Talking Be careful what you wish for, and who you laugh at.

    Last edited by Purge; 25-Dec-2006 at 05:32 PM.

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    that was just wrong.

    hey 3,400th post, mini woot.


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    lol ... stick man penis-i ... well, that's what I'd call the plural of man-meat.

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    you'll like this

    That was fun. This is another adult type stick figure. it is quite funny. kinda dirty. but its a stick figure cartoon

    http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...lestripper.gif

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    i dont know whats worse, taht people make stuff like that or people look for em


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    Er, okay. *backs away slowly out of the thread*

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    i dont know whats worse, taht people make stuff like that or people look for em

    I don't look for them. Someone emailed me the one as a joke. So tell me.....Do men really compare penises???????????

    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Er, okay. *backs away slowly out of the thread*
    hahahahahahhaha I know you liked the thread. lol
    Last edited by HLS; 26-Dec-2006 at 03:12 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    I believe penii is the proper plural term...

    And even if it isn't it's really funny to look at and say.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS View Post
    I don't look for them. Someone emailed me the one as a joke. So tell me.....Do men really compare penises???????????


    not personally, though i wonder ,how do guys who say they have a big wang know?, what do they compare against?

    theres something dodgy about that in my opinion.


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    Hi, I make no bones about my wang.

    It fits the bill, is so long, so wide and it's fitted into every **** who's wanted a go. That's good cock.



    Sorry about that, christmas day comes back to haunt me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dtothe3 View Post
    Hi, I make no bones about my wang.

    It fits the bill, is so long, so wide and it's fitted into every **** who's wanted a go. That's good cock.



    Sorry about that, christmas day comes back to haunt me
    Must've been an interesting holiday then.

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    I cannot remember posting that I'm absolutely wankered. off my face out my tree tosserfied. I never want to drink again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HLS View Post
    I don't look for them. Someone emailed me the one as a joke. So tell me.....Do men really compare penises???????????
    No, they don't. I have never done it, witnessnesed it, or heard of it. Among Strait guys at least. I have had dudes check out my junk at the urinals. I hate that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    i wonder, how do guys who say they have a big wang know?
    When your girlfriend screams during sex: "Oh my GOD! It feels like it's in my STOMACH!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    When your girlfriend screams during sex: "Oh my GOD! It feels like it's in my STOMACH!"
    Precisely. I've heard many complaints of bruised cervix's in my lifetime.

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