Something for the female members (guys can look too)

[DjfunkmasterG]

An oldie, but stilla goodie... upgraded for 2006. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as World Cup Soccer 20.06, Super 14 Version 5.0, Tri-Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2 and especially Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Y ou might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support

[HLS]

An oldie, but stilla goodie... upgraded for 2006. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as World Cup Soccer 20.06, Super 14 Version 5.0, Tri-Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2 and especially Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Y ou might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support ! LOL@ mother-in-law 101 I just loved it!

[Debbieangel]

wowww you hit the nail right on the head lollll...only thing wrong with it downloading the tears does NOT work!!!lol But I loved it!! You gotta be married or been involved with someone for a long time to know all that or a good observer!!!?

[zombiegirl]

Darn. Nothing available for slob 6.2 Guess I'll keep looking. LOL

[Graebel]

hehehehe But you forgot the other option. Hacks!!! If they can hack the Xbox and the Lego computers. Why can't we hack men? (Oh sheesh, chainsaws, yes chainsaws work. )

[Debbieangel]

DJ sorry I didnt see u got this from the internet.. blonde moment what can I say...omg yes I am a blonde well blondish! But, still good insight you are gonna make some girl a good husband! lol

[DjfunkmasterG]

I am divorced Debbie... and keeping it that way.

[Debbieangel]

I am divorced Debbie... and keeping it that way. I dont blame you in this day and age. Myself I have been married 31 years to GREAT guy and would NOT I repeat would NOT want to do it again!!!!!lol

[HLS]

I dont blame you in this day and age. Myself I have been married 31 years to GREAT guy and would NOT I repeat would NOT want to do it again!!!!!lol I had a very bad marriage to an abusive man. I have a restraining order on him and everything. But I still believe there are good people out there that are a perfect match. I am not sour towards remarrying but I know the next time I am going to be wiser about it.

[Debbieangel]

I had a very bad marriage to an abusive man. I have a restraining order on him and everything. But I still believe there are good people out there that are a perfect match. I am not sour towards remarrying but I know the next time I am going to be wiser about it. Believe me we went through alot of tough tough times hon...there two things I told my hubby I would not stand...beating on me or him going out on me...I told him I would feed his balls to him if he did(sorry so graphic). I am glad you got away from him h on infact I am PROUD of you cause it takes alot to get away from an abusive man. My sil stayed with her hubby who was a psycho nut and she finally got rid of him one kid later and years of abuse. What I was saying in last post I dont want to do it again cause ... one thing I would be afraid to..and another I can be gullible and naive sometimes so i am told...it has taken alot of time for my hubby and me to have such a good marriage and as you know its alot alot of work...I am getting older now ( i know i am not that old)and just dont have the strength. I do believe there alot of good men out there..but, to find them is the question? I wouldnt know where to start..I married when I was 18 yrs old...things seem to be different so I hear from other people! That was what I was saying..not putting down marrying again.

[Graebel]

Things are different now. I'm scared about venturing back into the dating ocean. A girlfriend was just telling me about the DL Boys. DL=Down low. Apparently some men in the black community have decided that its okay to have sex with men occassionally. But this doesn't mean that they're gay...and it doesn't mean that they have to tell their wives and girlfriends. I was like WTF!!!!???? Seriously AIDS creeps me out. And people irresponsible enough to spread it? Ughh.

[MapMan]

You scare me. I could have gone the rest of the day without knowing about this group.

[Graebel]

You scare me. I could have gone the rest of the day without knowing about this group. After everything I've said - this is the first time I've scared you? Seriously I thought she was joking. But I asked another friend who was black and she'd heard of them too.

[Debbieangel]

After everything I've said - this is the first time I've scared you? Seriously I thought she was joking. But I asked another friend who was black and she'd heard of them too. OMG..ewwwww I mean gay is gay right? either u are one or ur not right? I never heard of such a thing either, again I say EWWWWWWWW!! NOW I would REALLY be afraid to be out there in the dating world...ya just creeped me out and it takes alot of crap to creep me.ewwww..lol

[HLS]

Believe me we went through alot of tough tough times hon...there two things I told my hubby I would not stand...beating on me or him going out on me...I told him I would feed his balls to him if he did(sorry so graphic). I am glad you got away from him h on infact I am PROUD of you cause it takes alot to get away from an abusive man. My sil stayed with her hubby who was a psycho nut and she finally got rid of him one kid later and years of abuse. What I was saying in last post I dont want to do it again cause ... one thing I would be afraid to..and another I can be gullible and naive sometimes so i am told...it has taken alot of time for my hubby and me to have such a good marriage and as you know its alot alot of work...I am getting older now ( i know i am not that old)and just dont have the strength. I do believe there alot of good men out there..but, to find them is the question? I wouldnt know where to start..I married when I was 18 yrs old...things seem to be different so I hear from other people! That was what I was saying..not putting down marrying again. Me leaving my ex was a huge ordeal. I ended up homeless. I was lucky that someone from work took me in for a while. It was a bad chapter of my life and it still haunts me. It is funny, my exhusband does not seem to reconize me. I walked past him in a wallmart about a year ago and he did not even notice me. I guess that is a good thing. I WILL BE DEVORCED 10 YEARS AS OF DECEMBER 2ND 2006! AND I AM CELEBRATING!