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    PS3 London release...

    People queuing/waiting at Sony's Virgin Megastore for the PS3 were approached by men kindly offering fold out chairs with the following URL printed them:-

    http://www.shkyw.org/
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    lol @ URL, noiiice!

    I'm still getting a 360 though, EFF the P$3!

    At best I'd play it at someone's house, if they had one ... otherwise, laterz taterz, I'm off to rock a 360 or STALKER!

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    LOL, the Box brigade can't help but put in the sly dig. It's like jumping up and down in front of a crippled person. Microsoft KNOW they've run off with the console war and are thoroughly rubbing $ony's noses in the mud.

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    Actually, did you hear that at that event, about the first 100 people in the queue found when the store opened they'd get a free taxi ride home, to help them get the free £2500 46" Sony Bravia HD TV they were all getting with their PS3s!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

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    anyone read gamespot, only about 100 people turned up for the launch ,as apposed to the 3000 for the wii, so sony gave them all free hdtv's! , now thats desperate in my opinion.
    i saw the one in gamestation and holy crap thats one chunky mother****er!, its bigger and heavier than an xbox 360, hell my pc towers around the same weight.

    anyway, heres what the post is for....

    so yesterday i have a big 3 hour break between lessons at college, so i aste em walking around the town centre the college is in, y'know going in hmv, gamestation and whathave you a couple of times each cus i have 3 hours to waste, and the first time i go in i notice the ps3 is out and theres a group of guys who, i swear to god all had crew cuts, shirts with no tie and glasses leering in a crowd.
    i asked if i could get passed and they leered and accused me of of trying to "beat them to it", to which i just said "dude i dont care im trying to get to the ps2 games over there, can i just get passed" so grudginly, for some reason, they did.
    now these were the typical cliche nerd, which was surprising ,i firgured the ps3 clientel would be chavs not nerds, i figure that would be the wii *shrugs*, wierrd huh?
    anyway im looking through the games and the ps3 is down the same aisle on the other side and i notice they disprse, alll except the one who accused me of "trying to beat me to it". he was standing, staring at it like he was in a trance, and all the screen was playing was an fmv for virtua fighter that lasted 20 seconds on a loop, but think thats wierd, he got worse.
    some little kid goes up and stands looking at it, this guy obnoxiosly side steps the little kid and places himself between the console stand and the kid so the kid cant see and continues starring, the kid is trying to circle him but this guy is obviously, and for some unkown reason trying to stop the kid even seeing it.
    i move on out the store, but i go in 3 more times during the 3 horus, since theres only so many places to go that i like and each time this guy is there starring at the screen and when people say something like "hey that resistance looks cool" he would whip round and go "cool!?!, just cool?!?, its the pinnacle of fps gameing in the latest technology, screw halo this is gonna be the revolutionizer"....to which the other guys just go "...k", and distincly whisper "wanker" under there breath as they go.


    so the 3 hours end and i go to my lesson, when i get out ive got an hour till my ride gets here and as i pass gamestation sure enough he was still there (the whole front wall is open to see since its in a mall) but theres a crowd of store clerks walking over to him looking worried, i head in and pretend im looking at xbox games just to see what hes done now, apparently they were asking him to leave since A: he was scaring the kids, B: had been there for 6HOURS!!!! and C: the store wasnt doign a midnight launch and was closing till tomorrow.
    he got all jittery ,and i swear to god, yelled at them outside the sotre for 15 minutes calling them "360 geeks on gates pay roll" and "go home to play your wiis with other 6 year olds!".

    dunno what happened next but as i left i saw him standing out side the store looking in the doors.


    so in sumation, guess you really have to be crazy to buy a ps3


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    I heard LBC had a competition recently and if someone guessed the lowest price of a P$3 (don't ask me how it worked) then they would recieve it for that price. Some caller won it last night and has a brand spanking new P$3 for 43p. That's right 43 pence!!! I'd take it straight to GameStation and make myself a quick 350 notes mate.

    And Hellz, that's some scary s**t.
    Last edited by capncnut; 23-Mar-2007 at 03:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    lol @ URL, noiiice!

    I'm still getting a 360 though, EFF the P$3!

    At best I'd play it at someone's house, if they had one ... otherwise, laterz taterz, I'm off to rock a 360 or STALKER!

    Come on man. Its a computer!!!

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    blah blah w*nk over microsoft blah blah

    Later this year il be getting a PS3,i think microsoft will be getting enough money out of me when i get my new PC

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    Hellsing - holy funking shizzle ... that guy must have been f*cking barmy!

    Only 100 people?! I read about the HDTV thing, and read a quote saying 'you are all getting one' ... and I thought that was strange, who'd give out a few hundred/thousand HDTVs? ... Guess that's why - 100 people?! Dang!

    Also, in Paris, apparently Xbox had a boat go by on the river with a big sign saying something like 'Xbox 360 *hearts* You' ... now there's a company with a sense of humour and, rightly so, turning the knife...Sony deserve it for all that gheay arrogance they've displayed over the past couple of years regarding the P$3...

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    yeah nintey and microsoft can take jokes , sony's ps3 is the nerdy kid in class that doesnt talk even when the teacher leaves the room and just works , xbox 360 is the guy throwing spitwads at the teacher behind there back and has a cig in hand on the windowstil, and the wii is the crazy geek kid that comes to school with an anime baseball cap on and plays a gameboy during class


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky View Post
    Later this year il be getting a PS3, i think microsoft will be getting enough money out of me when i get my new PC
    Go ahead, waste your dosh. Don't come crying to us when the damn thing dies by 2008.

    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    yeah nintey and microsoft can take jokes, sony's ps3 is the nerdy kid in class that doesnt talk even when the teacher leaves the room and just works, xbox 360 is the guy throwing spitwads at the teacher behind there back and has a cig in hand on the windowstil, and the wii is the crazy geek kid that comes to school with an anime baseball cap on and plays a gameboy during class
    The P$3 is the bully who demands your money and promises nothing in return. The 360 is like a years worth of free dinners and keeps adding heaps of spotted dick on your plate even though you've had enough. The Wii is pretty much P.E. but without the boredom.
    Last edited by capncnut; 24-Mar-2007 at 01:14 AM.

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    by your reckoning the 360's a pedophile/lunch server

    "i dont want any more"

    "you'll have my spotted dick and youll like it!" ....


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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    by your reckoning the 360's a pedophile/lunch server

    "i dont want any more"

    "you'll have my spotted dick and youll like it!" ....
    Yeah but without the Gary Glitter bit.

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    you just did the impossible, youve made the image in peoples heads from my post even worse


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    Ahhhhh ... dude ... now I'm gonna be buying a paedobox-360?!

    Thanks a bunch, Capn, ha!

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