SOmething for all the ladies out there...Good advice for guys too.

**DjfunkmasterG** · 17-Apr-2006

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends .

We'll be gone for a week This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes
for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this
sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her
husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but
otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught
many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few
Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you
to do?" The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

So guys the moral of this story is... Always check everything you ask them to pack, make a list of your lies so you can look them in the eye with a straight face to tell more lies while still maintaining that your innocent.

**p2501** · 17-Apr-2006

serves him right.

if the guy can't run a good cover, he deserves to get caught.

A profesional would have done the following (assuming your going to cheat on your wife).

A) check your goddamn tackle box.
B) make damn sure your cover has the same story you do.
C) never request anything too specific. (the Pj's were a dead give away)

D) when you call the wife, thank her for everything, and give her an out for her dubiously placed PJs. something like "thanks for packing everything on short notice, sorry for catching you off guard" when she then asks "what do you mean" reply "well you had to move so fast to get everything together for me, my PJ's ended up in the tackle box." hence giving her an out for her action. she's now at ease becuase it's all gone from "concerning" to relief and amusement.

further for added gravy. tell her "yeah we had fun, but i lost half of my lures during the trip. Bill (insert your covers name) half way knocked my tackle box out of the boat. i had to go out and replace a good portion of my lures last night." this expendature will cover that oddly large cash withdrawl you pulled from the ATM.

basic skills kids, basic skills.