One Item

**CornishCorpse** · 22-Jan-2007

As all great threads start: In a zombie apocolyapse

If you had the choice of one item and before anyone thinks to say it no firearms of any sort or melee weaponry. So just generally no weapons, no vechicles either so no tanks,APC`s and the like.

Radios? Flares? Swiss Army knife? Survivalist handbook? Teach youreself how to build society?

Youre answers please!

**Philly_SWAT** · 22-Jan-2007

Originally Posted by CornishCorpse

Youre answers please!

A Grammer handbook?

Dont know what would qualify under your premise. One item? If I said a DVD player with a complete library of DVD's, would that count as one item? If I was allowed no weapon and no vehicle, survival would seem to be a tough thing to accomplish. But assuming survival was assured, some entertainment would be in order. 1,000 Terawatt computer, fully loaded with movies, music and software? How about a marijuana growers guidebook? Does Jessica Alba count as an "item"?

**ash** · 22-Jan-2007

Hmmm... The Zombie Survival Guide.

**Danny** · 23-Jan-2007

time machine.

**SymphonicX** · 23-Jan-2007

As I said in the other thread: Jessica Alba

**jdog** · 23-Jan-2007

survival knife

capncnut · 23-Jan-2007

A bag of peanuts.

**DEAD BEAT** · 23-Jan-2007

A nice piece of asss!!!!

**CornishCorpse** · 23-Jan-2007

Apologies on my grammar. Ive always been under the impression that what you right is more important than how you write it lol surprisingly Im an english language student. A failing one but a student nontheless and the Marjiuana Growers handbook is a good call..

**EvilNed** · 23-Jan-2007

Anti-Zombie Spray

**DEAD BEAT** · 23-Jan-2007

That marijuana growers hand book sounds about right!

the dead always win and will eventually get you,may as well be stoned as shiiit while they are ripping your balls off!!!!

might even be a good laugh before you get eaten to see if you can get a zombie stoned thats probably funnier than shiiit!!

**MikePizzoff** · 23-Jan-2007

A wilderness survival guide so I could go out into the middle of nowhere (woods, mid-west plains, desert, etc.) and get by.

**Brubaker** · 24-Jan-2007

Originally Posted by CornishCorpse

As all great threads start: In a zombie apocolyapse

You called this a "great" thread a little prematurely, don't you think?

Just messin' with you.

A lot of things worth taking, such as a radio or small tv, would require batteries or electricity. So those will be useless eventually.

I'd say a good hammer or mallet that won't weight me down. It'd be good to cave in the skull of a zombie, if they get too close. You could also use it to break windows or beat in a door, if you need to break into (or out of) something. Try doing all of that with your fists or a damn swiss army knife. Ha ha.