The Rant Thread (aka the HATE thread)

***Andy*** · 08-Sep-2011

We all have things we hate in life so feel free to post all your little rants here and get them off your chest. I'll start..

i fucking hate bad drivers. Slow drivers, old people, women, learners.. fucking drivers who drive 30mph in a 40mph zone, then slow down to 20mph when they go into a 30 zone. People who stop in the middle of the road for no reason, people who feel they have to give a cyclist so much room that they end up on your side of the road, its a fucking cycle not a bus. People who park by the side of the road at a stupid angle so their cars ass is out across the lane, people who drive past the white lines at a give way and sit blocking your lane because theres traffic built up the other direction. thats what the fucking white lines are there for.

Ooohh i hate, hate, HATE shit drivers. Not that i claim to be a perfect driver but some people just really do not have any common sense behind a wheel at all and it winds me up right up.

Either comment or post your own rants.

**bassman** · 08-Sep-2011

Totally agree with that. To take the car thing further, I hate morons who have those MASSIVE speakers in their car and drive around with the volume up to eleven. WTF? Nobody else wants to hear your shitty music. On top of that, nine times out of ten they have a VERY shitty car so it sounds like a huge fucking vibrator flopping down the road with the doors about to rattle off. Of course their favorite thing to do is endlessly circle any and all store parking areas so that everytime I leave the grocery store with my daughter we have to listen to the latest from lil jeezy or some shit while this asshat creeps by us at a snail's pace.

And there can't be only one. There's often a line of these fuckers. All of which look like they haven't slept in three weeks due to their meth addiction...

***Andy*** · 08-Sep-2011

Boy racers too! they always have the shittest cars like corsa's or saxos and little peugeots and they put these massive exhausts on them and induction kits, aswell as the sound system then drive around. Theres a main road right outside my flat and they drive down it all hours fucking waking me up when i have work

I didnt start this topic just for cars btw, feel free to rant about anything you like, i just picked on bad drivers cuz thats my big gripe at the moment. The Love Thread and The Hate Thread ive seen on several forums i visit and their always immensly popular and fun so just thought id start one off here

**LouCipherr** · 08-Sep-2011

I hate know-it-alls and people who refuse to admit they're wrong.

I also FUCKING HATE REMAKES! Just STOP it, Hollywood! Knock that shit off right now. Goddamn!

(great idea for a topic, btw)

**~~blind2d~~** · 08-Sep-2011

I don't hate anything.

**LouCipherr** · 08-Sep-2011

Originally Posted by blind2d

I don't hate anything.

I hate it when people don't hate anything.

**Danny** · 08-Sep-2011

Andy's sandy vagina general

**AcesandEights** · 08-Sep-2011

I hate it when people drive 20 miles or more over the speed limit, tailgate and zigzag through heavy traffic...dangerous, self-centered fucks.

**clanglee** · 08-Sep-2011

Originally Posted by AcesandEights

I hate it when people drive 20 miles or more over the speed limit, tailgate and zigzag through heavy traffic...dangerous, self-centered fucks.

The opposite side of that coin. . . . .I despise it when people drive below the speed limit on the highway!! Especially in the left lane!!!! What the hell!!!! Take the fucking backroads if you want to sightsee!!! . . . . .sorry. . . got carried away.

**AcesandEights** · 08-Sep-2011

Annoying as hell, but usually not as dangerous as people who feel the need to drive 85 or 90 in heavy traffic, when the flow of traffic is already over the limit, zagging past vehicles, getting ahead of them and cutting everyone else off and starting a new cascade of break lights and slowdowns for the people behind them.

Selfishness is fine, but selfishness that puts so many other people's lives fairly flagrantly at risk is beyond comprehension for me.

**rongravy** · 08-Sep-2011

I hate double rainbows.
And Facebook.

**clanglee** · 08-Sep-2011

Oh I agree with you Aces. Those are the "Where is a cop when you need one?" people.

**MinionZombie** · 09-Sep-2011

I hate "running lights" on cars - either turn them off cos you look like a twat, or if you can't turn them off, they shouldn't have been invented in the first place. It's a stupid idea, it's distracting, and it's doubly stupid because it's as if someone thought 'if you couldn't see 2 tonnes of Audi coming at you in the middle of the fucking day, these farty little lights will make it stand out' ... what a moronic idea.

Further to that, you now have utter prats putting their side lights on - and this is in any old car that clearly doesn't have automatic lights (that can be turned off fucking easily - my Mum got a new car and as soon as I saw it had those stupid lights I looked in the book and found out how to turn them off - a simple 5 second long push of the light stalk changed the "Auto Lights" mode to OFF/MANUAL like sane people have). It's now stupidly routine to see endless amounts of morons driving along - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, AND EVEN WHILE THE SUN IS SHINING DIRECTLY AT THEIR FUCKING CAR - with their fucking lights on.

Volvo should be ashamed of themselves for introducing this stupid idea, and everyone else for following suit, and yet more for dimwittedly acting like sheeple for putting their manual lights on to fit in ... NO ... it's stupid. Indeed, there was a guy the other week driving a Volvo who had his bloody HIGH BEAMS ON - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY - and I just had enough. I started wildly flashing my lights at him (I was pulled over behind a parked car to let him through the gap in the road) and pointed furiously down towards his lights. WHAT A FUCKING MORON!

...

Another thing - when someone asks you a question, but interrupts you as soon as you start answering - otherwise known as 'the Newsnight effect'.

Also - people who spend their entire lives on their fucking stupid iPhones, especially when you're in a group of friends and you're socialising at the pub and they're just sat there dragging their thumbs over the goddamned Facebook newsfeed.

Back to drivers - indeed, people who speed, and people who dawdle for no good reason. People who break sharply for corners so slight that they're barely possible to consider as bends. People who tailgate you (especially at night or in the rain, as I experienced the other day, from some berk in a Citroen people carrier of all things ... prat), people who don't signal (or don't take the turn that they're signalling for, or just leave their signal flashing for ages), people with loud speakers thumping away, people with bodykits on their shitty cars, people who don't let you overtake a slow vehicle on a dual carriageway (e.g. a tractor, or a caravan, or a truck) ... or people who overtake multiple cars on a normal A (or even B) road - it's fucking selfish and even dangerous - also, trucks who overtake other trucks by going 2mph faster, thus blocking the only other lane on the dual carriageway for everyone, caravanners (who are legally allowed to drive at 50mph max) driving at 75mph (same for horse boxes) ... and a bunch of other twats that I can't think of right now.

I could go on with what I hate, but I'd be here literally all day...