Guys.....

[integra28]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!? Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight! While you consider I'm off to watch The Walking Dead Ep3!

[krakenslayer]

I think you'd probably have more pressing matters to worry about :P Oh, and you might want to make the title a bit more specific

[Philly_SWAT]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!? Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight! While you consider I'm off to watch The Walking Dead Ep3! I assume that you mean "porn", not pron, unless there is some tron-hybrid game I am unaware of with the new movie coming out. If so, then I could just play TRON when I got bored with PRON. But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

[BillyRay]

Not in a million years. Paging DEADBEAT....

[MoonSylver]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!? But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face.

[bassman]

Fuck a dead body? Dude....get help. And what's wrong with the hand, man? It's not like you would need a release that often, anyway. You're trying to survive in a world overrun with zombies.

[krakenslayer]

I think the OP should buy this and a bottle of lube: http://www.waterstones.com/waterston...odies/7319736/

[MoonSylver]

And what's wrong with the hand, man? It's not like you would need a release that often, anyway. ???

[bassman]

You've been waiting for tonight to unleash that image, haven't you? I just sat it up perfectly...

[MoonSylver]

You've been waiting for tonight to unleash that image, haven't you? I just sat it up perfectly... Actually no, it was a spur of the moment. That's the secrect to great comedy duos man, it's all in the timing & being able to riff off each other... "Bass, you can be my straight man...anytime." (Ah! "Straight man"! See what I did there!)

[ProfessorChaos]

If you lived in a Zombie infested world and you started getting bored of pron, could you bone a dead un'?!??!!? Had a few beers and been thinking of this tonight!

[Publius]

But in any event, then thought of "boning a dead un" is ludacris on its face. No way, he did a song about that?

[fulci fan]

What is wrong with a live girl???

[JDFP]

Well, there's a few things that have to be considered first... -- How long has she been dead? -- How hot is she? -- How drunk am I? -- Is she "all messed up" or not? On the bright side, you know she's always going to swallow. On the negative side -- teeth. That could be a biting matter (haha, pun). For your consideration to this very important matter (a.k.a. screwing a dead zombie): Excellent zombie film. One of the top zombie flicks I've ever seen actually. j.p.

[Andy]

Watch before you answer the question.