another dud warning...

[DEAD BEAT]

i just posted a thread about dead and breakfast being crap,but forgot to warn all you zombie fans about another loaf! "Raiders of the Living Dead" if any of you were unlucky enough to see it know what i mean! but for ever one else i couldnt even wipe my asss with the copy i bought! this is a first in my book that i acually threw this shiit away,although dead and breakfast was bad i hung on to it! if you cant get enough of scotty schwarz(porn king) have at it, wait it does make a good wipin for a pigs asss!

[The Alive Man]

"Raiders of the Living Dead" if any of you were unlucky enough to see it know what i mean! Sounds like Indy was restyled and dead-fashioned. Cool.

[Danny]

isnt that one with the "sport zombie wood" monologue and the zombies fighting with samurai swords, man that was so cheesy i loved it, you just could not take that **** seriously

[capncnut]

"Raiders of the Living Dead" if any of you were unlucky enough to see it know what i mean! That movie was crap, maybe crappier than Craptagium.

[Deadman_Deluxe]

Raiders of the Lving Dead. Synopsis: Some annoying young kid makes a stupid laser gun from a damaged laserdisc player (how dated is that?). To prove that it actually works, he shoots his pet hamster, which promptly disappears via some really stupid CGI or something. Next thing you know, some dead people get up and start walking around. This loser kid and his make believe laser gun team up with said kids grandfather ... and together they uumm, kick some zombie butt ... in a very stupid fashion ... sort of ... seems like it was written by a very clever dog, and filmed by a drunken monkey ... pretty crappy when all is said and done I heard that this will be director George Mchobnob's (Crab With Bronze First 4 and Transvestite Ninja A-Go-Go) latest remake venture, only he will shorten the run time down to a more appropriate time of thirty two seconds, and rename it ... SH1T ... in great big letters

[Danny]

oh the one i was on about was raiders of the damned, seriously, zombies fighting with samurai swords and somethign about spoons and boners in the middle.

[capncnut]

oh the one i was on about was raiders of the damned... Damn, beat me to it. That was the caustic pile of radioactive dog turd I was referring to as well. I saw it on Zone Horror a few months ago and my eyes nearly popped out of my head because of how mind-boggingly dumb and f**ked up it was. It's one of the worst films ever made (yes even worse than 'Honest') and if it were screened on a double bill with Contagium, I'd fear there would be a great deal of deaths involved. Avoid at all costs!

[fartpants]

so bad its kinda cool

[DEAD BEAT]

yep lads,movies such as these could put exlax out of business! so they should beware because i have yet to see the end of shiity movies!