Happy May Day!!!

[Tied2thetracks]

A man in Hernando, Mississippi was jailed last week for having sexual contact with a dog. According to Hernando Police, Jose Chavez was charged with “unnatural intercourse,” which is a felony in Mississippi. Investigators said Chavez, who worked for a local landscaping company, was caught by a client who found him in her yard receiving oral sex from the family labrador retriever. Officials said Chavez is an illegal immigrant, and the INS is now involved in his case. After his arrest, Chavez was fired from his landscaping job. Ewwe..... http://www.immigrationwatchdog.com/?p=3646

[Danny]

i would just like to say its 2:40AM and i woke up my niehgbours laughing at this and spat out my dr.pepper all over my new desk. funnyiest thign ill hear today and its currently eating through it like facehugger blood. ....so thats what that emoticons for.

[Tied2thetracks]

Glad I am glad I could make your May Day. Now a moment of sielence for all the gerbils we never hear about.

[Danny]

a great adventure is waiting for you ahead hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told Lemmiwinks (x4) Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast to find a wayout of a gay man's ass the road ahead is filled with danger and fright but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might TALKING: Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant there you must seek out the sparrow prince the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late slow down now and seal your fate SPARROW PRINCE: i am the sparrow prince long has my spirit been trapped in this place before you lies the maze of the small intestants one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom take with you this helmet and torch let them be your guide take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god beneath the depths of the lungs and heart CATATAFISH: you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks i am the catatafish Catatafish of the stomach's cove CATATAFISH: if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass catatafish's riddle will soon be told TALKING: hang on Lemmiwinks you solved the catatafish's riddle now your trials are nearly through Lemmiwinks has made it out the tale is nearly through great job Lemmiwinks thanks to you we are all free but your adventures are just begining for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks you are the gerbil king ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2) gerbil king ahh dude dude jesus christ ahh

[kortick]

that is great what a thing to see i once knew someone who used to smear alpo on certian parts of his body and then there is the old long boots and the lake ( put the sheeps hind legs into the boots with your legs and move foward into the the water and the animal pushes backwards... but coming along and seeing this guy having "sexy time " with the dog would be too much...

[DeadJonas190]

Totally disgusting, but hillarious at the same time. It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off... Not cheating, but aparently a felony.

[Tied2thetracks]

I'm sure he was just doing his part for the May Day immigrant's rights protests.

[Danny]

oh of course, its all about the subtext of friggin' a dog up the arse.

[Cody]

thats why people dont like illegal immigrants

[Tied2thetracks]

Save our pets, close the borders,lol. Has PETA made a statement on this yet?

[Cody]

well a animal was being pleased so they might not.

[Danny]

dude form what vie seen on shows like penn and teller i couldnt give a toss about what PETA has to say.

[_liam_]

PETA would be like "immigrants abuse animals - lets torture mexican babies till their eyes pop out"

[fartpants]

PETA are assholes...

[Chic Freak]

I happened to be gazing out the bus window in a braindead sort of way a few weeks ago during a traffic jam and observed a man french kissing his dog in the front seat of his car. No joke. PS He looked native to me.