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    HD DVD Porn!!!

    Giggidy giggidy! HD DVD pimply a$$es! Now we really can tell who is the natural red head and who isn't!

    All jokes aside, I think this puts the nail in the coffin for Blu Ray... not the last nail, but one of them.

    HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
    Posted on Friday, January 12 @ 14:43:39 Eastern

    By Dan Nystedt

    Wicked Pictures, one of the leading names in adult films, released the first HD DVD adult video at a trade show this week in Las Vegas. Digital Playground Inc. plans to release its first HD DVD adult film on Jan. 18, and several others say they'll follow suit later in the year.

    It may not seem like a big deal. But, like it or not, the adult industry has long been a first mover in using new technologies, and urban legend says the industry played a huge role in making VHS the winner in the video cassette fight with Betamax years ago.

    "If Blu-ray isn't adopted by the adult industry, then HD DVD will win out," said Jake Richter, an analyst at Jon Peddie Research.

    There are several reasons the adult industry is turning to HD DVD instead of Blu-ray Disc, including primarily the lower production costs and better technology support, adult companies say.
    "It's a lot less expensive to use HD DVD," said Jackie Ramos, vice president of DVD production at Wicked Pictures. Wicked faced a huge hurdle because neither the HD DVD nor Blu-ray Disc camps seemed willing to help the adult industry mass-produce their films on high-definition discs, Ramos said. But some members of the HD DVD camp -- whom Ramos declined to name -- finally lent a hand.

    "Suddenly we got help, and boom, we were able to move forward and do it," he said.

    Blu-ray never offered such help. Wicked had no access to the "stampers" it needed to reproduce its films in bulk, Ramos said. Still, Wicked has not ruled out Blu-ray Disc and hopes to work with the format some time in the future.

    Another concern raised about Blu-ray was its installed user base. Part of the reason ClubJenna Inc. plans to release its first high-definition title on HD DVD is due to concerns that the rival format isn't aimed at its target audience, according to Jay Grdina, the company's president. The PlayStation 3 appears to be a central part of the plan to increase the number of Blu-ray Disc players in use, but game consoles target a younger audience than ClubJenna would like, he said.

    Richter says the HD DVD name will ultimately help it win the format war because it's an easier connection for consumers. "If you buy an 'HD TV,' the natural choice is to buy an 'HD DVD' player to go with it," he said. "Are there any 'Blu-ray TVs'? No."

    He said there is truth to the legend that the adult industry helped decide the battle between Betamax and VHS, and that the comparison appears to fit the current situation. As in the current fight, it was harder for adult film makers to get technical help from Betamax.

    But Wicked's Ramos has his own prediction on who will ultimately decide the winner between HD DVD and Blu-ray Disc.

    "It will probably be Wal-Mart," he said.
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    I've sort of been thinking HD DVD's gonna win this out, the name's more familiar, and like he said, they're called HD TVs and this is another reason I'm thinking it more.

    But I'd recommend to anyone to still wait to see who the winner will be...


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    no porn for the ps3 owners?


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    I can't face another porn movie right now, especially on an extended HD-DVD. I'm all whacked out!

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    It makes sense that the porn industry can effectively decide which format wins out, and if Sony are too prudish to realise the global cash cow that is the porno industry, then it's their loss. What's wrong with porn? Nothing.

    Also, being an easier format to work with will definately be in HD's favour.

    I've constantly heard about the similarity to the Betamax/VHS war, and it certainly appears to be the case, so it'll probably be HD-DVD then.

    Mind you, I still maintain HD isn't all that necessary yet, DVD is frickin' excellent as it is and the average joe won't notice any difference - if they couldn't see Pan & Scan was raping the image, then how are they going to notice the difference between SD and HD?

    Of course, if it means that standard DVDs coming crashing down in price, then I'll be going on a cheap-costin' spree, folks.

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    I'm surprised the porn industry wants to move to HD DVD. From what I've heard the sharper format brings out all the minor skin blemishes and flaws on the participants. With high def the makeup process is more difficult.


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    I saw a preview of HD porn, and it just looks weird, and not in a good way. They do look too clear and the mystery of it all is kinda wiped away with the proverbial kleenex ... now you can almost see the reality of porn, which isn't what you want really is it?

    I still maintain that porn on DVD is too clear, porn should always be downloaded!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyebiter View Post
    I'm surprised the porn industry wants to move to HD DVD. From what I've heard the sharper format brings out all the minor skin blemishes and flaws on the participants. With high def the makeup process is more difficult.


    ..... ... ......where exactly would you go to hear that?


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    It's obvious isn't it? High Definition picks out all the little details - Rodriguez says that very thing on the commentary for Once Upon A Time In Mexico. So while on standard def porn you can make out plenty blemishes and spotty arses, with HD it's going to be like porn under a microscope...

    *beats Hellsing to the joke-response punch*

    *ooh, what does porn under a microscope look like, weird I bet!*

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    dammit, so close!


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    And yet I knew there was a gag response coming anyway...

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    men and their porn

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    Women and their "We're exasperated by men lovin' porn but we'll sit down together and watch 'Shaving Ryans Privates', commenting about how all the good looking men are gay, whilst, talking about the fact that they're hung like rhinos, all the while slowly turning the sofa into a waterbed"

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    Hey hey hey... women have a freakier side then men do. You guys have these sex toy parties, Slumber Parties they call them. Only women are allowed to participate and you gals get all nasty in what you talk about and what dildos you buy.

    So don't act like we are the social parasites when it comes to the adult industry.

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