View Poll Results: Who is the bigger badass?

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Thread: The bigger badass: Part 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

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    The bigger badass: Part 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

    Okay, so the McClane/Bauer one has kinda been served (although I personally voted for Bauer, as you'll see in detail in the thread ), so I figured I'd add another one, a kinda 'winner takes on' situation.

    So who's got the badder ass? John "Dies Pretty Hard" McClane ... or Snake "Escaping From Sh*t" Plissken?

    My vote - Snake Plissken. Here's why:

    * Two Purple Hearts
    * Served in a Special Unit in the army known as "Black Light" - that's just cool
    * Fought Commies in WWIII
    * Everybody thinks he's dead, but he damn well isn't
    * Wears black a lot
    * The dude rocks a f*cking eye patch
    * Played by Kurt Russell!


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    Well, even I have to go Snake Plissken on this one. The snake is one cool mutherfcuker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Well, even I have to go Snake Plissken on this one. The snake is one cool mutherfcuker.
    Hell yeah! *high five*

    Snake can get someone to fudge off with a look, he has that awesome sneer as well...and Adrienne Barbeau was fitter than Bonnie Bedelia.

    I've already got an idea for an opponent for the next round, but that's not for now, not yet anyway.

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    Y'know, I was gonna vote McClean just to piss you off MZ ( ) but even I can't deny the fact that Snake is one badass mofo.

    Snake wins this one.


    *edited to add:

    Oh, and "Electric Boogaloo?" BAD, MZ, BAD! *smacks MZ in the nose with a newspaper*



    I almost feel like I should be making the funny hand gestures like Dante in the clerks cartoon when I say that phrase...
    Last edited by LouCipherr; 20-Apr-2007 at 01:24 PM.

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    *ahem...gets all anally retentive and pedantic*

    I think you'll find that was Randal.

    I would ask - "who's the bigger bad ass, Snake Plissken or MacReady" ... but I think that one's a no brainer in favour of Snake, but MacReady was f*cking top banana nonetheless.

    Plus, Snake Plissken double-crossed two Presidents. Now there's a mofo who takes names!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    *ahem...gets all anally retentive and pedantic*

    I think you'll find that was Randal.
    I think I'll find you're a pain in my ass.. Randall, Dante.. It all runs together when you haven't had your coffee yet and it's not even 9am!

    I need a vacation.. lol

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    Snake Plissken never needed coffee ... maybe a vacation though ... escaping is quite tiring, especially when you've got a bitching flu growing in your noggin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Snake Plissken never needed coffee ...
    Hence why I never claimed I was more of a badass than Plissken OR McClane

    (there, ya happy now? I spelled McClane right. I finally have some caffine in my system and am starting to get my spelling skills back.. sorta.. lol)

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    it too vote for maclain, just to annoy him


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    SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! He's 'A number 1'!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    i too vote for maclain, just to annoy him


    I knew I liked you for a reason, hellsing.

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    Plissken all the way! Now lets do one with Plissken and Bauer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Plissken all the way! Now lets do one with Plissken and Bauer.
    It's "winner takes on", old school rules mate ... schoolyard toy fad represent! I'm talking Pogs stylee.

    Make the choice you want, not to piss me off, because that's pointless, I didn't give a crap what way people voted before, nor now, I was just partaking in the conversation ... CHRIST!

    Plissken versus Bauer - now that's pretty evenly matched in my eyes, two doubly hard bastards...but that's not the issue at hand.

    Another reason for Plissken:

    Plissken can make Escape From L.A. worthy enough to own and watch!

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    gotta be Plissken all day long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Make the choice you want, not to piss me off, because that's pointless, I didn't give a crap what way people voted before, nor now, I was just partaking in the conversation ... CHRIST!
    Ok, now you're getting too uptight. JOKES! THEY'RE JUST JOKES!!

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