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    My mom thought i was a retard but it had to be done.

    So today the picture for my final uni id card was taken, given it was my last year of education i thought id do what every school kid thinks of once at least, but heres the previous offenders.


    1: Early 2005 danny with some friggin gomez adams meets peter peterlli season 1 haircut, no idea what i was thinking.



    2: Mid 2007, the first pic of long haired student danny, didnt get any warning and looked like a berk



    So... i was asked if i wanted to use that again, frigg that i put eloquently in much nicer terms, every person thinks once of striking a stupid pose, given it was the last time ever i thought what the hell.






    yeah, thats my official University id, the double point , jaunty wink combo, and they accepted it!


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    LEG-END mate, simply legend.

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    i'm gonna try that the next time i go to renew my driver's license. probably won't go over very well, the old biddies behind the BMV counter usually have far less humor than whoever it was who took that pic of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post


    i'm gonna try that the next time i go to renew my driver's license. probably won't go over very well, the old biddies behind the BMV counter usually have far less humor than whoever it was who took that pic of you.
    Those people don't have a sense of humor. Last time I renewed my license I tried making a funny face and the lady told me if I didn't stop, they would deny me my license...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman311 View Post
    Those people don't have a sense of humor. Last time I renewed my license I tried making a funny face and the lady told me if I didn't stop, they would deny me my license...
    I could definitely see them saying that.

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    You saved all of your old college IDs? You kook!

    I see no problem with your photo. If the purpose of the card is for "identification," then striking the same pose will only help to better identify you.

    The university didn't do such a good job providing a neutral background for those ID photos. On three occasions, nobody thought to even throw up a sheet?
    Last edited by DubiousComforts; 03-Oct-2008 at 10:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DubiousComforts View Post
    You saved all of your old college IDs? You kook!

    I see no problem with your photo. If the purpose of the card is for "identification," then striking the same pose will only help to better identify you.

    The university didn't do such a good job providing a neutral background for those ID photos. On three occasions, nobody thought to even throw up a sheet?
    you just sit at the desks in reception and they turn there webcams on you.

    amateurs i know, wheres the Canadian maple trees backdrop and proffessional lighting?




    and i didnt keep them per say, i just rarely empty my wallet.

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    LEG-END mate, simply legend.
    you may say that but it gets one of those looks form your parents they give you once every few years, no words are spoken, but you know that the phrase going through there head is "god damn your stupid sometimes..."
    Last edited by Danny; 03-Oct-2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost


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    should see my old student card from about '99,i was 17 but look about 12 on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky View Post
    should see my old student card from about '99,i was 17 but look about 12 on it
    Yeah, saving those old i.d. pics are worth it if only for the entertainment value.

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    That was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    yeah, thats my official University id, the double point , jaunty wink combo, and they accepted it!
    Dude, you look like Buddy Christ there.
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    I kept my card for the (presumably) short-lasting "Proof of Age" scheme where you got a card that had silly cartoon images of a champagne bottle and a videotape on it saying on which date you were 18. We got ours when we were 16, so I look well young and fresh faced ... soon after all that went to pot, so-to-speak (and by pot I mean the phrase, not the gange you bake-heads ).

    The photos are often rubbish on these cards, like on my driver's license I either look somewhat albino, or I look somewhat-African ... plus for some reason back in the day I had a habit of getting ID pics taken when I had really bad hair days, I duno what I was thinking back then.

    ...

    Ah mate, an ID pic of me when I was in first year uni with my faux-hawked hair with the "bright f*ck off red" dye in it would have been great.

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    The third photo is definitely the best!

    Quote Originally Posted by DubiousComforts View Post
    You saved all of your old college IDs? You kook!
    I've saved all mine and I finished uni nearly 2 years ago! It's kind of a record of my "progression" through the 3 years I was there.
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    I duno why it took me so long to figure out I should put this Napoleon Dynamite quote in here, but better late than never!



    Makes little sense, but still very funny.

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    Strangely enough, you look far more normal than I had figured you for. I imagine the majority of folks here to look like cellar-dwelling CHUDS, yet every time I see someone's pic (with exceptions) I'm proven wrong.

    Meh, too much SA I think.
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