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    Human Liver, Head Accidently Delivered to Michigan Home

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,256380,00.html

    "My husband started to unwrap one and said, 'This is strange, it looks like a liver,"' Ludivine Larmande told The Grand Rapids Press. "He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear.
    I bet someone's ass is getting sued over this one. I'm not a lawsuit guy but when chunks of corpses show up as my door somebobys has to pay.
    I know youd rather see me gone,Than to see me the way that I am. But I am in the life anyway.

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    lol i know a lot of people who would have kept it
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    Since they are from Michigan wonder if they know how to make head cheese? Did they eat the liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?


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    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    lol i know a lot of people who would have kept it
    LOL, me too funnily enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    lol i know a lot of people who would have kept it
    Quote Originally Posted by Eyebiter View Post
    Since they are from Michigan wonder if they know how to make head cheese? Did they eat the liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    LOL, me too funnily enough.

    You guys are truely disturbed

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    i would of sold it on ebay

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    ^ me too, cha-ching!


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    ^ Yeah, but was it the best head you've ever been given. <groan>

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    haha. good one man.
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh

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    only capn...only capn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    lol i know a lot of people who would have kept it
    The first thing I thought when I read this was, Liam wouldn't have sued, he'd have been like, "free props, score!"

    La freak, c'est chic!

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    you bet. i'd do...almost anything for a human head...
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

    THE LEISURE HIVE

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    If Worzel Gummidge found the head, I imagine he'd be delighted.

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    I held a severed head once when I took human anatomy diasection in college. I got to pull on the optic nerve and watch its eyeball move.

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