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    Angry How to be a successful serial killer...

    ...and get away with it.

    This is an article by me, published on Subversify magazine:

    http://subversify.com/2011/04/29/how...serial-killer/
    Morons of the World, unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains...

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    Errrrm I'd rather not, killing stuff outside of video games aint my bag at all!

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    Nothing further to add, really.

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    Its for humor, peeps. Though, I do have a strong urge to stalk that blow-job chick.

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    My bad! I guess the whole Jeff Weise thing makes me a little jumpy about such thread titles on these forums! *crawls out from behind cushions*

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    Its for humor, peeps.
    Sorry, but there was no way I was clicking on that link. Too much bad mojo out there.

    Quote Originally Posted by slickwilly13 View Post
    Though, I do have a strong urge to stalk that blow-job chick.
    I saw her first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Sorry, but there was no way I was clicking on that link. Too much bad mojo out there.



    I saw her first.
    As long as we agree this post/link is completely in black-humour taste I'll let it stand... But if anyone feels otherwise please do feel free to contact me. It is bordering close to bad taste...
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan

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    Just skimmed through the article...it wouldn't be out of place on Cracked.com.

    Nothing sinister here in my view.
    Oblivion gallops closer, favoring the spur, sparing the rein - I think we will be gone soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion2213 View Post
    Nothing sinister here in my view.
    Yeah, that's what the Sheriff usually says just before the axe murderer buries a bloody great axe in his skull...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    But if anyone feels otherwise please do feel free to contact me. It is bordering close to bad taste...
    There's a cannibalism joke there, but I have too much class to make one.

    Those aren't real problems, Sam.


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    Next week's thread:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Next week's thread:

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    Week after: So you've learned about shit eating fetishes and wonder 'is that for me?', a practical guide in shiteomancy


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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Next week's thread:

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    LOL nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil View Post
    It is bordering close to TASTING BAD...

    Pedobear says: "That's what HE said!"

    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
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