You know you've watched DAWN of the DEAD way too much when...

[DjfunkmasterG]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass"

[doubled77]

when your skin turns to blue-gray

[Mike70]

when you attempt to steal a news helicopter and fly it to pittsburgh

[MaximusIncredulous]

You want to dress up as a priest and tell folks "When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

[Griff]

...on your deathbed you tell your distraught family that you're gonna try not to come back.

[Legion2213]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass" When after winning said sporting activity you start shouting...."We whipped 'em and we got it ALL!

[Dead Hoosier]

Or when every time you visit a mall, you're checking out how best to defend it.

[Trin]

You hum "The Gonk" everytime you walk through the mall.

[DubiousComforts]

You hang out on the rooftops of the projects saying, "s**t, man, this is better than I got." Whenever you book a vacation and your travel agent asks, "Which island?" you reply, "Any island." Holiday-themed: You run up to the mall Santa exclaiming, "It's Christmas time down there, buddy! When family members ask what kind of gift you'd like, you say, "I need lighter fluid."

[acealive1]

you go into jc penny's in your hometown mall and try to climb the elevator shaft instead of walking in the store front doors,you try taking the heating and cooling ducts to every store

[MaximusIncredulous]

you're at the grocery store and you grab a large loaf of bread and say "Manja!"

[MikePizzoff]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass" I say that all the time; not just when playing sports. When after winning said sporting activity you start shouting...."We whipped 'em and we got it ALL! At least once a week. Or when every time you visit a mall, you're checking out how best to defend it. Guilty. You hum "The Gonk" everytime you walk through the mall. Yep. Also, whenever two of your friends are arguing you grab your temples, start rocking back and forth, and repeat "We've got to remain logical..."

[Danny]

nothing personal dj but i ****ing hate these threads, ive been visiting her for over a eyar now and have yet to have seen one till now, they allways show up when its slow ,its like the forced senrance after an awquard pause. ugh! no real reason, just like people putting there names at the end of each post but just gotta vent on this.

[DubiousComforts]

Also, whenever two of your friends are arguing you grab your temples, start rocking back and forth, and repeat "We've got to remain logical..." Instead of doing that, I put on my eye patch and yell "DUMMIES!" Hell, I do that almost everyday on this message board, you just can't hear me.

[DeadJonas190]

nothing personal dj but i ****ing hate these threads, ive been visiting her for over a eyar now and have yet to have seen one till now, they allways show up when its slow ,its like the forced senrance after an awquard pause. ugh! no real reason, just like people putting there names at the end of each post but just gotta vent on this. HELLSINGS GONE APE ****! Oh wait, it was Wooly