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    And the blonde jokes never end...

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
    me to take a leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few
    days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I
    was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
    "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
    doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
    out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde)
    followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"


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    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
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    harrrdy harr harr

    why's the blonde always a woman?
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    The same reason why jokes always portray the husband or boyfriend as always this poor dumb slob who can't even find the front door in order to get to work without his brilliant wife's help, i guess.

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    harr.

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