I just Farted and its Smells like...Describe your Farts

[Gabe_dead]

I just Farted and its Smells like sinder block with burnt coal and steam.... aka Swamp Water.... yuckkk

[Tricky]

Mine smell like cat shit thats gone through a lawnmower this morning, had to drive to work with the windows down, and normally I like my own brand!

[MinionZombie]

I haven't had a proper woofter of a fart in ages. Mine just make a lot of noise ... and sometimes they tickle on the way out. Lou's stink of gange though - he's got the gange-guffs. *in joke* A few years ago though at Christmas I had a shedload of sage & onion stuffing balls, and good god - the stench emanating from me every 60 seconds was hilariously heinous.

[Tricky]

Its worse when you fart in the bath & a properly strong bubble breaks the surface, the smell is intense! Or those bed farts that linger under the duvet!

[rongravy]

Musty. The only time I get rotten egg farts is when I'm sick. My wife's are like that everytime. Send her to Bin Laden's caves, and let her gas him out of there. If anybody could, it'd be her. I have no idea how she does it.

[Danny]

Once i farted and i swear my arse said Phillip.

[MinionZombie]

One time, many years ago, I was watching an episode of Hale & Pace and they did this skit where they were farting The Blue Danube (IIRC), and I needed to fart, and I managed to join in (albeit briefly) ... one of my fondest farting memories.

[Gabe_dead]

So for years here in Los Angeles I have been a club promoter, various venues here in L.A and Hollywood etc, to the point, I ate blu cheese and cabbage and for me thats the bad combo, so the club was packed with good looking girls,, so I did a drive by, I went to the dance floor and ripped one, but I know it would smell bad because I felt a gust of heat at the bottom of my jeans so I walk away and I just see everyones face looking like their going to puke, I have to say it smelled like fire water with rotten egg and a touch of dead puppie....

[MinionZombie]

Nice one Gabe - fart bomb ... sly. I think this thread inspired a gastric revolt within me, for last night my gufters were a bit on the rich side.

[bassman]

And just when everyone thought it wasn't possible....HPotD has reached a new low.

[Tricky]

Thats when you know a fart is going to be fucking vile, when you get that hot waft with it, those ones could peel wallpaper & they tend to linger as well, proper air biscuits! Your normally in two minds as to whether you should go & wipe after one of them too

[Gabe_dead]

My daughter is 5 years old and she rips little German V-1 and V-2 rockets, and the funny shit is, I know she farted because I could see her face with a big smile and we just got Dutch Oven-ed in my Lexus... they smell like old sox with garlic and Animal Crackers....lmfao.... ---------- Post added at 06:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:24 AM ---------- yes the ones with hot are always the smelly ones, the other day my mom came over and came in my room and asked why it smelled like rotten bacon....lol ---------- Post added at 06:27 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:25 AM ---------- Thank you, I call Those Hot Bombers....lol

[LouCipherr]

Lou's stink of gange though - he's got the gange-guffs. *in joke* lol, people get stoned off my farts! And just when everyone thought it wasn't possible....HPotD has reached a new low. Hey, which was worse - this or the "itchy balls" thread Dj started months back?!

[Gabe_dead]

well were men we have itchy balls and have smelly farts...that just the way it is...lol

[AcesandEights]

but I know it would smell bad because I felt a gust of heat at the bottom of my jeans... Emphasis mine. At the bottom??? That's a lot of high pressure exhaust, my friend! Literally had me laughing at my desk this morning.