When Sex gets too wild (Power Toys gone awry)

[DjfunkmasterG]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224 I am half shocked, but I had to laugh. Only in Maryland man.

[JDFP]

I think what bothered me the most about this story was not the stupidity of this individual but the unfortunate mental imagery I had from how the "injury" came to be. Yes, I officially need a few more beers from the fridge now. j.p.

[Danny]

ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states. ....right?

[strayrider]

ewww, sawwed snizz, that cant show up that often in an E.R, even in the states. ....right? Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds. -stray-

[ProfessorChaos]

i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers. "so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh..."

[Danny]

this story of a ,im assuming vagina malfunction, must do to women what this clip does to dudes:

[AcesandEights]

Utterly gashly...I mean ghastly!

[MaximusIncredulous]

Statistically, I think it rates just under light bulbs, soda bottles, and artillery rounds. -stray- and Hamsters.

[Wooley]

Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn.

[JDFP]

Know what? I knew this was going to be a dildo on a Sawz-All accident before I clicked the link. I've watched way too much weird porn. Wow, wrong on so many levels. Personally, give me a good picture of Maria Sharapova any day of the week and I'll gladly... er, wait, nevermind... Eh, just forget I commented on this comment. No comment. j.p.

[Tricky]

and Hamsters. Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though

[MaximusIncredulous]

Someone told me the Richard Gere story this weekend involving a gerbil, i can only assume its an urban legend with no truth though The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing. As you suspect, both are false

[krakenslayer]

I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it. The Gere version is new to me. I was remembering the account that was floating around the net in the mid-90s that involved two guys doing the gerbil thing. As you suspect, both are false The Gere story may not have been true, but that is a real activity. I remember reading somewhere on the internet about a particularly disturbing old stag reel called "Kilroy Was Here" that involved two guys doing to an apparently unwilling female. It's a real film, you can google it. I've not seen it though, and I don't intend to.

[capncnut]

i bet that was fun to explain to ER workers. "so, my girlfiend is a bit on the insatiable side, so i concocted this device, and uh..." Not half as fun as saying, "erm, I had this glass tube and er, I shoved it up my ass and er, I heard a cracking noise..." And Hellsing, that has to be the funniest skateboarding fall I have ever seen in my life. Watched it five times - laughed my ass off.

[ProfessorChaos]

I'm confused. I'm trying to imagine what this contraption looked like and what it was supposed to do. Here's what I imagine: (see attached paint image). I don't get it. from what i can gather, i bet it looks like this: but with a dildo slapped on top of the saw blade at the end.