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    If you could hole up and fortify with one celebrity...

    Now I know we have chatted about who you would attempt to save and protect during an outbreak before. I am not sure we have done the celeb thing, and to be honest even if we did times and tastes change as we grow older.

    CLEARLY I would be saving my 7 year old daughter before anyone else.

    For the sake of this post however I ask that you think of all the celebrities out there and determine who you would most want with you during a zombie out break. This could be for any reason... You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, they own a Liger... they are funny, good at survival... or are just plain hot.

    So... that said, the Shizzle hits the fan, you are in Hollywood (or even Bollywood for that matter)and can save one celebrity as you make your dash for safety and plan to defend yourself against the horde. Who do you most want with you?

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    This is really a tough question, man...

    A year ago I would've said Charlton Heston because he seems like he would have loads of guns being the head of the NRA and all, BUT...he was also old and frail, so maybe not.

    Now I would probably go with a very rich and famous star, because they could get helicopters, airplanes, shelters, and pretty much anything we needed. Towards the beginning of the outbreak, anyway. I'm just not sure of who...

    Then on the other hand, my trousers start talking and I would choose a very hot female celebrity. Gotsta help repopulate the world somehow, right?

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    Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.
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    Winston Churchill.

    He'd know what to do.

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    With only 2 people holed up (me and the celeb), not sure how long we could survive. Does "Thorn" from HPOTD count as a celeb? If so, I chose him.

    But as for the spirit of the question, I would try to chose one that included some type of useful fighting skills, plus hotness, therefore I would chose the hotest celeb I could think of that at the least trained at fighting for films and stuff. I have seen many with greater apparent fighting skills, but I would take Jessica Alba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Jennifer Aniston Naked - Hey, we gotta replace all those dead people with new people. Better start the baby making ASAP.
    Damn right it better be ASAP, J. Aniston is a little long in the tooth and her quality babymakin' years are limited.

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    I would choose Kate Beckinsale! Oh yeah.
    I'll fight to the death over my choice...like Captain Kirk vs. the Gorn

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    Definitely Eva Mendes. I'd love to re populate the planet with that!!


    But if it was a dude it would be the british singer dude from forgetting sarah marshall. He seems like he could talk sh*t forever.
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    Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread.
    Hey....you can choose your bimbo too. We won't make fun if it's Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel, I promise

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    Quote Originally Posted by bassman View Post
    Hey....you can choose your bimbo too. We won't make fun if it's Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel, I promise
    Now I just feel dirty and wrong for choosing who I chose (see above).

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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Well this quickly degenerated into a "which bimbo would you like to fuck?" thread.
    What? we were given a choice of any celeb. Why wouldn't we pick the hottest women we can think of.


    You know what's really scary? Winston is gonna start to look really good to you after a couple of years.




    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by krakenslayer View Post
    Now I just feel dirty and wrong for choosing who I chose (see above).
    After panning up the page I've had the best laugh of the week!

    Ol' Winnie will know what to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly_SWAT View Post
    With only 2 people holed up (me and the celeb), not sure how long we could survive. Does "Thorn" from HPOTD count as a celeb? If so, I chose him.
    lol! Thank you brother it would be an honor to serve by your side.

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    After panning up the page I've had the best laugh of the week!

    Ol' Winnie will know what to do!
    /queue70spornmusic

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    Uma Thurman. Hey, if she can "Kill Bill" (Carradine!!!!), then she'll be well straight with the undead, yeh? Plus she looks good in yellow jumpsuits.

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