I have the joke of the day...

[MissJacksonCA]

So two old geezers waltz into the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and ask for two of the best ladies for the night... the manager walks into the back and says to the gals 'hey these guys can't possibly know what the best is so just stick them with a blow up doll for the night' ... so the men are led each to seperate rooms each with his own personal blow up partner and the next morning the one old fart looks at the other and says 'how was yours?' and he's like 'meh she just laid there the whole time, what about yours?' the other old dude says 'she was a witch!... I bit her, she farted, and then she flew out the window with my teeth' mwahahahhahaha

[mista_mo]

wow. cute. Super kawaii ^_^ seriusly, did you think that up, or hear it somewhere? it reaks of heresy.

[Tricky]

Patrick swayze is to star in a remake of ghost!filming begins in about 5 weeks... I know its harsh,i got sent it on a text!

[kortick]

Yeah Tricky i been getting theM emailed to me all week they are just awful and so rude here they are... What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common? Neither of them will see Christmas! What has Patrick Swayze and Heath Ledger got in common? Nothing........Yet.. What's Patrick Swayze's star sign? Cancer. Patrick Swayze's PR people have rebuffed claims that he has less than five weeks to live. No-one puts Baby in the coroner's! I dont make them up, I just get them. And Miss J, I love your signature. the ground is so tough until that first thaw.

[MissJacksonCA]

come on now you know i can't actually write jokes they're all repeated and obviously not verbatim but at least i tried!