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    Gag Reel mania, aka 'watch MZ struggle to talk'...

    http://media.putfile.com/IAZMIntroGagReel

    Okay peeps, I mentioned this a while ago. The introduction I did for IAZM for the Deadlands DVD was 3 minutes in length, but took an hour to shoot (and even then it was split into 5 parts ), so in that time there was a myriad of mistakes, fudged up lines and distressed glances.

    Through that link you will find the gag reel ... and that is why I'll never be a TV presenter.

    (Expect a stream of bad language, so it's "not safe for work" - where you should be working anyway!)

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    "No f*cking mouth water!"
    lol




    p.s. Loved the "f*cky" shirt!
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    Oh my Dear God!!! That is fantastic!!!!

    You can actually see him notibly age over the period of those outtakes...


    Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had for a long time!

    So without further shi**y bol**ox!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Nice one MZ. Maybe I counted wrong but I heard ten s**ty bollocks there.

    Bollocky bollocks... that's a keeper man!

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    lol

    Adreno - it's a CKY t-shirt with "fu" and "ou" on either end (but I thought about scratching off the "ou" cos it sounded funnier that way.

    Neil - indeed, the desperation, exasperation and suicidal tendencies start creeping in rather swiftly in the second half. Hence why I'd gone loony when I did the "impromtu video commentary" directly after all that.

    I've been swearin' like a trooper since I was 8 years old - first thing I learnt at my new primary school back in 1992 was the main swear words you "had" to know in the playground.

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    Just wow!

    I never knew it could be so hard talking to a camera haha and to swear like that so many times. the swaer count at the end helped, but i would have preferd a tally for '****ty Bollocks' my bad if it was in there tho.

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    quality dude Nothing beats a good outpouring of expletives

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    Dammit MZ, every time you post one of these, i'm at work and can't view it 'till I get home (another 8 hours! ARGH!).

    I can only imagine your "confuddlement" while doing this. I'll check it out when I get home and post comments.

    sh*tty bollocks!

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    Hello, My name is Nick Thomson and I am here to introduce a short film I made... sh1t, Fvck, Sh1t, Fvck,
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    I think THAT should be on the DVD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    Hello, My name is Nick Thomson and I am here to introduce a short film I made... sh1t, Fvck, Sh1t, Fvck,
    Or....

    "Hello... m... sh1t, Fvck, Sh1t, Fvck"
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    MZ - the next step is to do a commentary on your gag reel..

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    If it's anything like the gag reel itself, it'd be a symphony of swearing upon swearing.

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    OH MY! That was funny.

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