What is or are, the most creative way/s that you'd torture Jigsaw from the Saw horror films, if you managed to capture him (when he was alive, or if he comes back in Saw 4, or whoever the new Jigsaw is)? |
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What is or are, the most creative way/s that you'd torture Jigsaw from the Saw horror films, if you managed to capture him (when he was alive, or if he comes back in Saw 4, or whoever the new Jigsaw is)? |
I would make him watch the multiple, very similar sequels that are churned out every year that further disgrace cinema. |
cure his cancer, no excuse for being a psycho |
I would tickle him cause hes just so darn cute.... |
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Bury him alive but make sure he has oxygen. Either that or hire some guys to assrape him constantly. |
make him watch australian soap operas until his head imploded |
Drop him off a couple miles away from my house; in the heart of Camden. |
Make him watch the Saw movies. Then, to make sure he dies, force him to watch Hostel. |
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Make him star in a new sitcom - OW MY BALLS! | ||||
Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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What, the puppet? I'd sell it on E-Bay. |
I'd prolly just skin him with a butter knife or cheese roller and make like they did in Waxworks 2 when the dude was the skeleton on the wall and pour salt and vinegar and fun stuff into the woundage and maybe let squirrels and seagulls in Dana Point finish him off. |
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...is to im-mobilize them. Once you have them tape-roped to a chair, they are in your hands. Paper cuts, vinegar, ants, cockroaches, salt, blindfold, setalean torch,frozen popcicle, piece of steak,k bar, & goggles. |
"Goodbye , I am gone."
i would make him watch day 07 |
I'd scrape off his retina with pain neural senthesizers. |
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