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    Alright, heavy philosophical question

    If you get a clone of yourself, and you get him to jerk you off. Is it gay, or just masturbation?

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    quick,someone find evil neds medication!

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    That's the most hilariously f*cked up thing I've heard all day.

    I say it skims masturbation so insanely closely.

    I guess I'll move this to The Lounge instead...more suited there methinks...lol...getting your clone to whack your wang...what have you been smoking Ned?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    If you get a clone of yourself, and you get him to jerk you off. Is it gay, or just masturbation?
    I tape it and sell it to a porn vendor and live off the residuals.

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    ew, id say thats like incest or somethin', since, y'know it aint you, cus you can make a clone genetically identical, but for it to be truly a copy it would need to do the same things you do at the same time adn inhabit the same space in the univarse at the same time, adn that aint possible so the clone would be more like a twin or offpsring that would live its own life from its point of creation so its not you so, yeah, it'd definatley get you on some kind of goverment listing i reckon


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    It's gay incest, not masterbation.
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    Oh. Crap.

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    it's gay, cos youre getting another bloke to whack you off.

    yes it's a clone of you, but it's not the exact, precise same bloke on every single level so there you go
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    Neds gay.

    he wants a clone of him to jack him off.

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    But surely the point in a clone is that it is identical...not like the twins of Big Brother, one's got a thin face, the other's got a round face, but they're both annoying.

    I think I might re-assert my original thoughts to change it to "science fiction level gay", I ain't dissing Sci-Fi, I can dig it, but what I mean is that it's not normal gay, this 'ere is like the stuff of science fiction...but gay science fiction...gay incest science fiction...

    Dude, EvilNed, did you watch Weird Science, try to copy it, f*cked it all up and then get jiggy? Come on, you can tell us the truth...we'll only sell our stories to the media once and be done with it.

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    Seriously, I was just wondering. That's all. I'm gonna break the ice with this question whenever I meet new people.

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    ask this question to too many people and the men in white coats will turn up to take you for a nice holiday comrade...

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    I think men will say its gay. I say its masturbation. I love what I do to me lol... but how can an attraction to myself make me gay? I wouldn't have sex with other women besides me... but how cool would it be to have a threesome with two me's and a dude. Damn. WHY MUST YOU TEASE US WITH SUCH QUESTIONS
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    *shudders at the thought of a threesome with some chick and his own hiary white ass*


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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    I think men will say its gay. I say its masturbation. I love what I do to me lol... but how can an attraction to myself make me gay? I wouldn't have sex with other women besides me... but how cool would it be to have a threesome with two me's and a dude. Damn. WHY MUST YOU TEASE US WITH SUCH QUESTIONS
    ^
    I like where this womans heading......



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