you know a party has gone too far when...

[Mike70]

1. you find somebody pissing in your bathtub.

[ProfessorChaos]

i once had a buddy try to bust two beer bottles over his head, but was a bit drunk (no kidding) at the time and accidentally busted them against his temples, instead of the back of his head, which is how it should be done...not dumb enough to do it myself, but i've seen it done...although why people do this is beyond my comprehension. long story short, he severed two arteries, one for each beer bottle. he then had to be rushed to the emergency room and ended up with about thirty stitches in his head, and informed that he had came within five minutes of bleeding out. about thirty of his "friends" were at the party when this happened, and only five of us stayed (the host was the bottle buster) and cleaned up the place (glass and lots of blood) and waited till he got home. i could write an entire library of moments like these, fear and loathing style binges, close calls with law enforcement, etc. these days, i am a much different person.... *moment of reflection*

[capncnut]

2. You wake up with a sore ass and no recollection how it might've happened.

[SymphonicX]

3: there's more cigarrette burns on your carpet than there is carpet.

[Dommm]

4. You wake up with the bird that you swore you would not be waking up next to at the beginning of the night

[bassman]

Two guys come crashing through the kitchen ceiling.... Then when you ask why they were in the attic, they reply in a drunken voice "We....we're ghost hunting".

[Danny]

your shaken awake by satan yelling for you to get down to level 9 and out of his hellfire garden feature.

[mista_mo]

Your body becomes the sum of alcohol and smokes. your blood transforms into pure alcohol, and your lungs into cigarette filters. the air you breathe is toxic to all forms of life, and your fingers turn into bottle openers. your nose hair become excellent at filtering out such nasty things as Oxygen and Nitrogen, while your teeth whilt away, as your only means of sustenance is booze and smokes.

[Dommm]

Your body becomes the sum of alcohol and smokes. your blood transforms into pure alcohol, and your lungs into cigarette filters. the air you breathe is toxic to all forms of life, and your fingers turn into bottle openers. your nose hair become excellent at filtering out such nasty things as Oxygen and Nitrogen, while your teeth whilt away, as your only means of sustenance is booze and smokes. Thats some scary imagiry coming up in my head

[wyvern1096]

You can no longer accurately pour shots and must drink directly from the bottle of whiskey.

[kortick]

the cops refuse to answer any more calls from the neighbors about noise complaints and lewd and disorderly conduct

[capncnut]

When you find what initially looks like a mannequin floating in your pool...

[bassman]

When you wake up there's a microphone taped to your head and a dinosaur's tail on your ass. If you can tell me what movie that's from, you get a high five.

[mista_mo]

you see two straight guys making out and they are fine with it

[Danny]

When you find what initially looks like a mannequin floating in your pool... BARRYMOORE! *ahem*, sorry.