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    Man kicked out of tescos for religious garb.

    http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/...cery_store.php


    what kind of religion you ask?



    MOTHER-FUCKING-JEDI.


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    Mr Jones, from Holyhead, said his religion dictated that he should wear the hood in public places and is considering legal action against the chain.
    You gotta be kidding me...

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    As long as they don't admit klingons...

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    and left 'emotionally humiliated' by the supermarket in Bangor, North Wales.
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    There. It's right there in the Jedi Code. So in other words, get over it.

    Shoulda used the Jedi Mind Trick "You don't want me to remove my hood..."

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    seems like this is a security/anti-shoplifting policy the grocery chain has and it makes perfect sense. this guy is playing the victim over something so trivial and petty that it's ridiculous to even consider.

    i doubt that they are only making jedis remove their hoods.
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    I think its standard to not be able to
    wear any clothing that conceals your face
    in most stores.

    If he wore that inside a bank he would have
    been arrested or even shot.

    Even baggy clothes and backpacks arent allowed in.

    Next time dress like a priest like I do.
    I never have any problems, even at hospitals.

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    This is all a ploy. He's a motherfucking Sith! I've seen this sort of well-telegraphed. wholly predictable ploy before by them (and paid $9.50 to do so). It wasn't worth my attention (or $9.50) then, and it isn't now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    [I]Shoulda used the Jedi Mind Trick "You don't want me to remove my hood..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    You gotta be kidding me...


    He's gotta be. In order to constitute religious discrimination it has to be a universally recognized one. Now everyone knows start wars kicks ass but I don't think they rise to quite that level yet.








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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    He's gotta be. In order to constitute religious discrimination it has to be a universally recognized one.
    Actually he's not kidding because apparently Jedi has recently been recognized as a religion in the UK...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikePizzoff View Post
    Actually he's not kidding because apparently Jedi has recently been recognized as a religion in the UK...
    is it any weirder than xenu and thetans though?


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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    This is all a ploy. He's a motherfucking Sith! I've seen this sort of well-telegraphed. wholly predictable ploy before by them (and paid $9.50 to do so). It wasn't worth my attention (or $9.50) then, and it isn't now.


    Goood...my plans for retail domination are almost com-plete! Once we claim religious discrimination we can sue their asses off! Then my new chain of Palp-co stores will be the most powerful retail establishment in the galaxy! Heheheheh!

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