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  1. 28-Nov-2006 #16
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    I'm sure of course that every last one of you would agree that a zombie COULD run if it slammed 20 CCs of pure HPotD.

    You can't even deny the truth in that one.


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  2. 28-Nov-2006 #17
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    How come no one ever posts any sh*t like: Could human corpses actually rise from the dead? I mean, if we're gonna waste precious time debating the unpossible...
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    Quote Originally Posted by deadpunk View Post
    How come no one ever posts any sh*t like: Could human corpses actually rise from the dead? I mean, if we're gonna waste precious time debating the unpossible...:
    Precious time? If i was not typing here I would be looking at porn

    debating the impossible? its just a symple Hypothetical plus this is one of those rare places apart from the pub where i can discuss such a random topic

    I'm glad zombies arn't supposed to run, imagine a zombie lost its leg it would be hopping towards the human at speed and lets be honest that would look ****ing stupid
    Your ignorance is exceeded only by your charm, Captain. How can we expect them to behave if we act barbarically ourselves
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    Dare I bring up the old man in the graveyard in the orginal NOTLD and the kids in the gas station in the original Dawn? Those kids moved pretty fast and that old geezer got up to quite a respectable trot.

    /p
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  5. 28-Nov-2006 #20
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    When zombies run they should have the spinning wheel legs thing likie Roadrunner. That would be AWESOME.

    Bill Hinzman Graveyard zombie wasn't running, just stumbling at a faster pace
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Alive Man View Post
    could zombie's run...



    ... yes, let's make them face the upcoming Dead remakes, and they will run away because the shame.
    bravo!

    No, zombies can't run. They're too farking clumsy; they'd trip over their own feet every two seconds if they even tried to move fast.
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  7. 28-Nov-2006 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyFarm View Post
    Precious time? If i was not typing here I would be looking at porn
    Well, good luck w/ that

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    debating the impossible? its just a symple Hypothetical plus this is one of those rare places apart from the pub where i can discuss such a random topic
    Sarcasm...as defined by the following smilie->

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    I'm glad zombies arn't supposed to run, imagine a zombie lost its leg it would be hopping towards the human at speed and lets be honest that would look ****ing stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gouldy View Post
    my girlfriend says that zombies can run...
    Zom-bies don't run because they know that it's more scary if they don't run and they love it when we run from them because we always run into another zom-bie that srpings out from a tree.

    *exhales

    Whew.

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  9. 28-Nov-2006 #24
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    They run, they fly, they bake delicious bread
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
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  10. 28-Nov-2006 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by coma View Post
    They run, they fly, they bake delicious bread

    YEAH THEY ALSO TOSS SALADS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEAD BEAT View Post
    YEAH THEY ALSO TOSS SALADS!
    None of those messy emotions
    Eat it Zombie, EAT IT
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEAD BEAT View Post
    YEAH THEY ALSO TOSS SALADS!
    Some prefer jelly, some prefer syrup!

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  13. 29-Nov-2006 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly_SWAT View Post
    Some prefer jelly, some prefer syrup!
    Don't forget Cream of Mushroom
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH
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    some glaze on that doughnut, perhaps?
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  15. 29-Nov-2006 #30
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    And a dollop of peanut butter on them sausages, if you don't mind.
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