Exact Dimensions of the Monroeville Mall

[Mike70]

ok. this has been percolating for a few days, so here goes. HPOTD productions presents The Monroeville Eleven starring: phillyswat as the man who wants to whip 'em and get it all. krakenslayer as the scottish engineer (aren't they all scottish in movies?) who is gonna figure that damn vault out if it kills him, unless cirrhosis of the liver kills him first. likes drinking old scotch out of pepsi cans. kortick as the criminal mastermind behind the plan. he's turned a one-eyed hooker pimping business into an mini empire and is ready for the big score. Minionzombie as the ex-SAS dude turned international cat burglar. almost stole the crown jewels once before a ripping curry fart set off the alarms. tricky as MZ's SAS buddy who is just looking for a thrill and some american chicks to spend his cash on. SRP as the surveillance expert. he's there to disable the security cameras amid an endless stream of dry humor one-liners. capncnut as britian's greatest bank robber. 26 heists, £19.3 million, and 12 minutes in jail before disabling his female guard with a flying tbag. his personal motto: i love the sounds of pounds. mike70: bored of academic life, he's decided to turn his cryptography skills toward sticking it to the man. bassman: the operations guy. he's the dude in the van with an endless array of cameras and radios, keeping a watchful eye on the whole shindig. axlish: there isn't a man alive who knows monroeville mall better. he's killed them all. slickwilly: a master of all the forms of kung fu. he studied for years among blind monks in tibet and is ready to put his ass kicking skills to good use: lining his pockets with mega cash. his fists and feet will be the last thing security sees for 3 days. that's a frickin' nefarious group of individuals there.