Exact Dimensions of the Monroeville Mall

[Philly_SWAT]

Does anyone have them, or know where they exist online? I am not talking about the floor plan, I have the floor plan. I mean like how far in feet from one end to the other, length and width of JC Penny's etc. Not sure if there is a name for what I am looking for (blueprints? prob not) but I was curious.

[capncnut]

Mall Of The Dead is the closest you're gonna get, Phil.

[krakenslayer]

You planning a heist or something, Philly?

[Philly_SWAT]

You planning a heist or something, Philly? LOL, no just want to mess around with this 3-D modeling program I just downloaded. I wouldnt want to rip off the place, that would be like stealing from a church!

[strayrider]

Does anyone have them, or know where they exist online? I am not talking about the floor plan, I have the floor plan. I mean like how far in feet from one end to the other, length and width of JC Penny's etc. Not sure if there is a name for what I am looking for (blueprints? prob not) but I was curious. Try contacting Oxford Development Company. I believe they contracted the construction of the mall when they were known as Don-Mark Reality. Tell them your name is "Swatumma bin Laden el Philly" and that you want to know the EXACT dimensions so that you can lay out a realistic 3D model of the mall because you want to lease some vacant store frontage and you need to determine how many people are in a specific area at any given time... for business purposes. Speak in broken English and if they refuse your request scream: "I KEEL YOU!" Either that, or ESTIMATE using the floor plans that you already have. Spandex ... -stray-

[sandrock74]

You planning a heist or something, Philly? LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe Philly can put together an elite team of 11 of us from the forum here! "Philly's Eleven". Then we can make out our elaborate plan of...........something. I dunno what. Locating and stealing the infamous high school football schedule? That could probably fetch a dollar or two on e-bay. I never said this was a plan for the money, it's a labor of love!

[darth los]

LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking. If it does go down I can just see philly and an accomplice taking a picture like Peter and Stephen did on the bank's security cam congradulating each other, loot in hand !

[krakenslayer]

LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe Philly can put together an elite team of 11 of us from the forum here! "Philly's Eleven". Then we can make out our elaborate plan of...........something. I dunno what. Locating and stealing the infamous high school football schedule? That could probably fetch a dollar or two on e-bay. I never said this was a plan for the money, it's a labor of love! Or we could break in, barricade ourselves in the security room and play The Gonk and a selection of Goblin/library music for hours on a continuous loop throughout the mall, in protest to the shitty attitude the ownership (apparently) have towards fans of the films.

[darth los]

Or we could break in, barricade ourselves in the security room and play The Gonk and a selection of Goblin/library music for hours on a continuous loop throughout the mall, in protest to the shitty attitude the ownership (apparently) have towards fans of the films. I'd wager you wouldn't even have to break in to do that. I'm sure if you greased a few palms it could happen.

[AcesandEights]

At first when I saw the thread title I thought you might just want square footage, but precise measurements like what you're looking for will be tough to find. Still, that info is out there...somewhere and some good ideas already popped up on how to get it. What about the possibility of the floor plans having to be on file with the local zoning board/town office etc.? Use that freedom of information act, Philly!

[bassman]

What about the possibility of the floor plans having to be on file with the local zoning board/town office etc.? Use that freedom of information act, Philly! That's what I was thinking. Should be able to get it from the local courthouse or records department.

[sandrock74]

Or we could break in, barricade ourselves in the security room and play The Gonk and a selection of Goblin/library music for hours on a continuous loop throughout the mall, in protest to the shitty attitude the ownership (apparently) have towards fans of the films. I'm all for that!

[JDFP]

Bah humbug on the Monroeville Mall! I spent over $5 dollars in an hour there and they refused to give me a free bag of hard candy! It says in the movie I can get a free bag of hard candy if my purchases equal $5 or more within an hour's time! I call that false advertising in the absolute worst way possible! I'm still utterly and absolutely disappointed and won't be back... Seriously though, I wonder if any of the folks that work there (mall mgmnt., etc.) might be DAWN fans and occasionally mess around with the mall speaker/announcement system to play "The Gonk". You know, if I worked there, I probably wouldn't last it a week before mall security would know my full name... j.p.

[Mr.G]

I need to plan on trip there this summer. I live TOO close not to.

[Philly_SWAT]

Bah humbug on the Monroeville Mall! I spent over $5 dollars in an hour there and they refused to give me a free bag of hard candy! It says in the movie I can get a free bag of hard candy if my purchases equal $5 or more within an hour's time! I call that false advertising in the absolute worst way possible! I'm still utterly and absolutely disappointed and won't be back... LOL! Seriously though, I wonder if any of the folks that work there (mall mgmnt., etc.) might be DAWN fans and occasionally mess around with the mall speaker/announcement system to play "The Gonk". You know, if I worked there, I probably wouldn't last it a week before mall security would know my full name... j.p. Dude, if I worked there, I would be planning on how to drive around in there at night.....and would try to get hold of a 1978 Siracco to do it! I need to plan on trip there this summer. I live TOO close not to. Yes, you do need to.