Worst Zombie Film You've Ever Seen?

[Danny]

sorry guys i got you all beat for anyone whos gets the english horror channel i freakin' dare you , i DARE you ,to sit through the whole of vampires vs zombies. i cannot stress how bad this is, but heres an example. two women are in a room hiding from zombies all doors and windows are wide open and suddenyl they go into a lesbian make out seen and surpise, serprise they get torn apart when the zombies "sneak in". yet more proof for my theory that "the titties be da sign of a reet proper ****e horror film".

[Cody]

---------Burial Ground--------- Sucked so much I Almost wished mercy on the creators souls.

[Svengoolie]

**Shudders** - I forgot about this thing (I'd seen it under another title). Althought, it DID give us this hilariously translated line - click Let's be honest here for a minute--most zombie movies are cheese...and even GAR's outings have their fair amount of Velveeta in them. But, in most cases...as a deadhead I've always found them entertaining in some way. Even the crappiest zombie flicks I've ever seen have had some redeeming qualities to them....EXCEPT for Night of the Zombies. I'd hate to be in Bruno Mattei's shoes on Judgement Day, is all I'm saying...

[jdog]

Garden of the Dead - 1974 a sad flick about formaldehyde huffing inmates in some sort of "prison camp" that turn into zombies. i remember renting that piece of crap when i was a kid. i would have to agree with you on this being the worst zombie movie i ever seen too.

[livingdead7]

In my opinion, House of the Dead is the worst. Children of the Living Dead is just as bad.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Someone should make a poll, and list all the crappy zombie films and let the community vote. The List should contain Contagium House of the Dead Children of the Living Dead Night of the Zombies aka Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus Zombi 3 Zombi 4 Zombi 5 Garden of the Dead Vampires vs. Zombies The Video Dead Return of the Living Dead 4 Return of the Living Dead 5 Burial ground

[Danny]

Someone should make a poll, and list all the crappy zombie films and let the community vote. The List should contain Contagium House of the Dead Children of the Living Dead Night of the Zombies aka Hell of the Living Dead aka Virus Zombi 3 Zombi 4 Zombi 5 Garden of the Dead Vampires vs. Zombies The Video Dead Return of the Living Dead 4 Return of the Living Dead 5 Burial ground no need that is THE list of worst zombie flicks everTM. oh and zombie lake that was worse than citizen toxie......

[Tri0xin]

Garden of the dead

[bassman]

I would have to say either "House of the Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead".

[Mike70]

I would have to say either "House of the Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead". bassman do you mean the first return of the living dead or one of the craptacular sequels? house of the dead is a complete and total piece of cinematic dog doo but man, return of the living dead certainly has its moments. what is it that you don't like about return?

[bassman]

bassman do you mean the first return of the living dead or one of the craptacular sequels? house of the dead is a complete and total piece of cinematic dog doo but man, return of the living dead certainly has its moments. what is it that you don't like about return? Yeah, I mean the original. It's just too cheesy for me. And I love 80's cheese....weird, huh? I don't know.....I really just can't enjoy a zombie film unless it's presented in a serious light. I think the main reason I like Romero's films to begin with is because of the commentaries and such. It's more than just walking, flesh eating dead, ya know? But if you take "ROTLD"......it's about nothing. Just brain eating, corny jokes, and talking zombies. It's been a good 5-10 years since I last saw it so I might consider picking it up for one more chance. Though I feel there's no need for another chance. So to answer your question in a nutshell: I guess I just prefer the style of Romero's dead films.

[Pistolero Films]

I can't remember the name of it, but it was some stupid-ass zombie flick that had a zombie chick give this guy a BJ and then rip his dick off.. Contagium producers should be shot. That was a waste of time.

[Doc Foster]

I can't remember the name of it, but it was some stupid-ass zombie flick that had a zombie chick give this guy a BJ and then rip his dick off.. That would be "Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead", another Italian masterpiece directed by Joe d'Amato (a.k.a. Aristide Massaccesi) - the "zombie chick" was Laura Gemser, BTW. Oh lordy. Believe it or not, I actually saw the HARDCORE PORN VERSION of this at the age of 12 in a small movie theater here in Vienna, Austria...

[kar98k]

did contagium even come out in theaters? oh, and what about undead what the hell went on with that?

[Eyebiter]

Voodoo Dawn http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100888/