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    Xzibit doesn't "believe"

    Xzibit: 'I Don't Believe In Aliens'

    20 June 2008 9:14 AM, PDT

    Rapper-turned-actor Xzibit is convinced aliens do not exist - because black people are never involved in "abductions".

    The 33-year-old star - real name Alvin Joiner - plays an FBI agent in a forthcoming movie adaptation of hit U.S.TV series The X-Files.

    But the Pimp My Ride host's role in the sci-fi picture wasn't enough to spark his belief in the supernatural.

    He says, "I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted. Our houses never get haunted.

    "It always happens in rural areas, where no ethnic people live. The day I see somebody from South Central Los Angeles say, 'Man, I got abducted yesterday,' then I'll believe it."



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    very good point, flying saucers and ufos are mostly steeped in culture mythos from predominantly white communitys.


    what can i say. we honkies are a crazy bunch.


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    funny but true.

    it is usually nutty ass cracker rednecks that claim they got "abducted."

    i often wonder why aliens capable of travel between stars would expose themselves to unknown bacterial and viral agents that they'd have no immunity to whatsoever, just to find out things they could learn from intercepting tv signals, pinching a copy of gray's anatomy (the book you jokesters) from a library or simply stealing a cadaver from a funeral home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellsing View Post
    very good point, flying saucers and ufos are mostly steeped in culture mythos from predominantly white communitys.


    what can i say. we honkies are a crazy bunch.




    silly silly man

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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    black people are never involved in "abductions".
    I'm not sayin' a word

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    I'm not sayin' a word




    and i know exactly where you're going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scipio70 View Post
    pinching a copy of gray's anatomy (the book you jokesters)
    This is gonig to be my new signature.

    What about Barney Hill? His was the first case to be investigated.


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    Aliens are racists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SRP76 View Post
    Aliens are racists.
    This is going to be my new signature.

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    I dont beleive in aliens or ghosts either, but it makes sense that aliens anyway would stake out less populated areas so as not to get caught. And I grew up in a black hood, and for a long time we believed there was 1 unit that was haunted because a murder happend there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acealive1 View Post
    Rapper-turned-actor Xzibit is convinced aliens do not exist - because black people are never involved in "abductions".
    Silly twat is talking out of his ass because one of the first to report an abduction was black.



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hill_Abduction



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    What a dick head!

    He needs to type "mexico" and "UFO" into his google thang...Mexicans are more likely to be abducted, close contacted, molested by el chupcabra (or whatever it's called) or spot a UFO than any other people on the planet....
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