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    1 weapon to use In zombie apocolypse

    If zombs would take over the and I only had the pick of 1 weapon It would be a chainsaw running around chopping their heads off It would be fun.

    what would your weapon be?
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    Hatchet. Useful in alot of situations and no fuel to worry about, within a couple weeks of the outbreak that stuff would become gold dust. This topic has been covered over and over, search the forums for it. Someone found an amazing hatchet I think its a trench digging tool aswell but damn..Thats all you`d need with the exception of a terminator suit.
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    No!! Don't fall for the chainsaw!

    The chainsaw is a total deathtrap. It's loudness will draw all the ghouls right towards you, and it runs out of fuel very quickly. Plus there's the risk of hurting your self by accident.

    Although, I must agree with you, it would be awesome to do!

    Personally, I'd take a machete. It's light, durable, and never needs fuel or reloading. It's a very deadly weapon.

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    I would use my special bomb that kills all the zombies and only the zombies.

    I know...there isn't such a bomb. But zombies are ficitonal just like my bomb. So now I have my bomb and i'm safe.

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    I think I would have to go with a machete too.

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    Machetes are not the greatest zombie killer (in spite of what Max Brooks says) since they are meant primarily for cutting vegatation and not for severing heads or cleaving skulls. Yeah, no reloading or fuel aside, while a machete might be better than a chainsaw, it is inferior to a tomahawk or hatchet.

    Check this out:

    http://www.agrussell.com/knives/by_m..._tomahawk.html

    Good for breaking down doors (unlike a machete) can be used to chop firewood, AND can cleave a skull easily. Spike end can punch through a skull with little effort, and hatchet end can be used to lop off body parts, including severing a head from the body. Also balanced to be thrown and was used by the Special Forces in Vietnam, so it is battle tested.

    Personally, I think Bassman has the right idea with his "zombie bomb"
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    Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range! What else!
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    Lead pipe with some sort of grip tape on the handle.

    Swords would chip, need constant sharpening and eventually break. Other hafted weapons would break eventually, as well and would also be prone to getting stuck in the target. Guns would run out of ammo. Baseball bats (yes, even the metal ones) would break all too soon.

    Lead pipe.

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    M-4 assault rifle, with a red dot sight and suppressor.

    Zombies come in large groups and at close range. I want to deal with them at a distance and be able to quickly dispatch large numbers of them.

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    There is no single weapon that can be used to deal with a zombie infestation. You cannot swing a handheld weapon enough times to deal with them all. You'll be overwhelmed. And vehicles are the most unreliable thing you can possibly get, given the close quarters you have to work in. You get two feet, and find a stopped vehicle. Then the zombies are turning your vehicle over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by horrormad93 View Post
    It would be a chainsaw running around chopping their heads off It would be fun.
    Are you crazy? You'd have fun for a short period of time... then every zombie within a square mile (at least) would be coming for you. Then, by the time you're knee deep in zombies your chainsaw would probably be running out of fuel.

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    How about Dead Reckoning?

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