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    Leatherface jokes about Face Transplant Lady?

    It had just occurred to me that you can probably mine a whole slew of Leatherface jokes regarding the recent Face Transplant case in the news, but I'll be damned if I can think of one! Please! If you got one let's hear it!

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    uh, first off welcome and beyond that i'm kinda fucked. as black humored as i am, i can't really find anything funny in a woman who was shot by her crazy husband (or was it ex?), lost most of her face and then needed to have a transplant.
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkWisdom View Post
    It had just occurred to me that you can probably mine a whole slew of Leatherface jokes regarding the recent Face Transplant case in the news,-
    yeah, if your a dick. a dick in the same vein as guy who yells at a guy in a wheelchair "nice wheel stool assehole!", there different so its okay right?

    real awkward first post dude, but welcome anyway.


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    there should be a screening test for people who want to join this site...

    pretty tasteless, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    uh, first off welcome and beyond that i'm kinda fucked. as black humored as i am, i can't really find anything funny in a woman who was shot by her crazy husband (or was it ex?), lost most of her face and then needed to have a transplant.
    Yeah but now she'll be able to "face up" to the reality of her situation.


    With some physical therapy she may even learn to grin and bear it.

    I know. . .I'm going to hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos View Post
    there should be a screening test for people who want to join this site...

    pretty tasteless, dude.
    Whoaaa!!! Didn't mean to upset the sewing circle you got going here! The process of stitching someone else's face on people please! Nobody is making fun of the poor lady here! Damn you would expect a little black humor from guys who enjoys watching acts of undead cannibalism but I sure was wrong! At least about this place obviously!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkWisdom View Post
    Whoaaa!!! Didn't mean to upset the sewing circle you got going here! The process of stitching someone else's face on people please! Nobody is making fun of the poor lady here! Damn you would expect a little black humor from guys who enjoys watching acts of undead cannibalism but I sure was wrong! At least about this place obviously!
    Hey don't call us a sewing circle! (we're into knitting I'll have you know!)

    Quote Originally Posted by clanglee View Post
    Yeah but now she'll be able to "face up" to the reality of her situation.


    With some physical therapy she may even learn to grin and bear it.

    I know. . .I'm going to hell.
    Yeah, but not for that. It's more for that one time where you...and then I...what was it again?

    At least you're honest and not two faced.
    Last edited by MoonSylver; 07-May-2009 at 05:09 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    Yeah, but not for that. It's more for that one time where you...and then I...what was it again?
    :
    Hey now. . no need to go there!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MoonSylver View Post
    At least you're honest and not two faced.
    Last edited by clanglee; 07-May-2009 at 09:10 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkWisdom View Post
    Whoaaa!!! Didn't mean to upset the sewing circle you got going here! The process of stitching someone else's face on people please! Nobody is making fun of the poor lady here! Damn you would expect a little black humor from guys who enjoys watching acts of undead cannibalism but I sure was wrong! At least about this place obviously!
    Don't mind the old fogies, if you were a regular then they would be right along with you.

    Tbh she reminds me of the lady mask Arnie wears in Total Recall.
    Last edited by LoSTBoY; 07-May-2009 at 10:28 AM.

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    That asshole only got 7 years. He should get life. Or better yet. Blow his head off with a shot gun and finish the job he failed to do to himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkWisdom View Post
    Whoaaa!!! Didn't mean to upset the sewing circle you got going here!
    khardis, is that you sweetums??
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    khardis, is that you sweetums??


    Sometimes I wonder...

    Seriously though...this woman has been through hell and back. 30+ operations, more pain than most people experience in their entire life, and probably constant thoughts/nightmares of when it happened.

    That's nothing to laugh at, imo.

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    Honestly, good or bad taste aside, my first impression was she looked like the oldest son on Family Guy. And right after i saw her news conference, Family Guy came on and it was fairly close.

    Cereally though, She has more surgery ahead to better contour the new face to her head so good luck with that.

    Wayne Z
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    Here.

    Observe this medical practice.



    How does that make you feel?

    I really can't believe I'm getting this much static from alleged zombie fans over a silly Leatherface joke! It doesn't bother me emotionally, but it is damn strange. So where do you guys, or some of you, draw the line? This could get fun...

    Let's just SEE what boundaries lie here at the HPOTD, shall we?
    Last edited by DarkWisdom; 07-May-2009 at 04:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkWisdom View Post

    I really can't believe I'm getting this much static from alleged zombie fans over a silly Leatherface joke!

    Let's just SEE what boundaries lie here at the HPOTD, shall we?
    I think it's pretty simple and already been pointed out. The line is drawn when you start getting a laugh out of someone's pain and misfortune.

    We're fans of zombie films and more specifically, Romero's zombie films. That doesn't make us cold-hearted and inconsiderate towards real life issues.
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