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    Post Obese Texas Inmate, Hides Gun In His Flabs Of Fat

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_254644.html



    Yeah, this is definitely a WTF!?!


    I don't want to offend anyone so I'm not touching this one.


    But I know a few of us here don't bother with such moral quandries. (Where's Kor when you need him? )











    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    Someone make this guy a hero - NOW!

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    "An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh."

    "Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol."

    "The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs."

    There is something about these three sentences that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Perhaps the gun wasn't hidden, it was simply "misplaced."

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    Someone make this guy a hero - NOW!


    I always say stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. You wouldn't believe How many jokes I've heard about exactly this sort of thing.









    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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    The rest of the world thinks we're fat, but we have really just been exploring another avenue for securing our 2nd amendment right. The right to keep and bear arms (and sweat excessively at a temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit).
    Last edited by AcesandEights; 10-Aug-2009 at 06:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcesandEights View Post
    The rest of the world thinks we're fat, but we have really just been exploring another avenue for securing our 2nd amendment right. The right to keep and bear arms (and sweat excessively at a temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit).

    I guess everything IS bigger in Texas.









    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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