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    Happy May Day!!!

    A man in Hernando, Mississippi was jailed last week for having sexual contact with a dog.

    According to Hernando Police, Jose Chavez was charged with “unnatural intercourse,” which is a felony in Mississippi.

    Investigators said Chavez, who worked for a local landscaping company, was caught by a client who found him in her yard receiving oral sex from the family labrador retriever.

    Officials said Chavez is an illegal immigrant, and the INS is now involved in his case.

    After his arrest, Chavez was fired from his landscaping job.

    Ewwe.....

    http://www.immigrationwatchdog.com/?p=3646
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    i would just like to say its 2:40AM and i woke up my niehgbours laughing at this and spat out my dr.pepper all over my new desk. funnyiest thign ill hear today


    and its currently eating through it like facehugger blood. ....so thats what that emoticons for.


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    Glad I am glad I could make your May Day.

    Now a moment of sielence for all the gerbils we never hear about.
    I know youd rather see me gone,Than to see me the way that I am. But I am in the life anyway.

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    a great adventure is waiting for you ahead
    hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
    the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs
    but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale cant be told

    Lemmiwinks (x4)

    Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
    to find a wayout of a gay man's ass
    the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
    but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might

    TALKING:
    Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant
    there you must seek out the sparrow prince

    the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
    dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead
    Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late
    slow down now and seal your fate

    SPARROW PRINCE:
    i am the sparrow prince
    long has my spirit been trapped in this place
    before you lies the maze of the small intestants
    one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom
    take with you this helmet and torch
    let them be your guide

    take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way
    theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
    ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within
    freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win

    Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god
    beneath the depths of the lungs and heart

    CATATAFISH:
    you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks
    i am the catatafish

    Catatafish of the stomach's cove

    CATATAFISH:
    if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass

    catatafish's riddle will soon be told

    TALKING:
    hang on Lemmiwinks
    you solved the catatafish's riddle
    now your trials are nearly through

    Lemmiwinks has made it out
    the tale is nearly through

    great job Lemmiwinks

    thanks to you we are all free

    but your adventures are just begining
    for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks
    you are the gerbil king

    ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING

    now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on
    fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
    theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
    for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night

    le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
    lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)

    gerbil king

    ahh dude dude jesus christ ahh


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    that is great

    what a thing to see

    i once knew someone who used to smear alpo on certian parts of his body

    and then there is the old long boots and the lake
    ( put the sheeps hind legs into the boots with your legs and move foward into the the water and the animal pushes backwards...

    but coming along and seeing this guy having "sexy time "
    with the dog would be too much...

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    Totally disgusting, but hillarious at the same time.

    It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off...

    Not cheating, but aparently a felony.
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    I'm sure he was just doing his part for the May Day immigrant's rights protests.
    I know youd rather see me gone,Than to see me the way that I am. But I am in the life anyway.

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    oh of course, its all about the subtext of friggin' a dog up the arse.


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    thats why people dont like illegal immigrants

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    Save our pets, close the borders,lol.

    Has PETA made a statement on this yet?
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    well a animal was being pleased so they might not.

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    dude form what vie seen on shows like penn and teller i couldnt give a toss about what PETA has to say.


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    PETA would be like "immigrants abuse animals - lets torture mexican babies till their eyes pop out"
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    PETA are assholes...

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    I happened to be gazing out the bus window in a braindead sort of way a few weeks ago during a traffic jam and observed a man french kissing his dog in the front seat of his car. No joke.

    PS He looked native to me.
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