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    maybe its just me... and it usually is...

    Do you ever go out to eat with someone and they try something new and they're like OMG this is so disgusting... HERE TRY IT...?

    I dont get that... But whats the grodiest thing you've ever had? Just to warn others...

    personally I still remember the taste of the first slim jim I had in 1995... it was worse than the milk bone I ate for 5 dollars that same year ...the only thing that compares is beef jerky I dont get how people can eat that shiiite its so nasty ...
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissJacksonCA View Post
    Do you ever go out to eat with someone and they try something new and they're like OMG this is so disgusting... HERE TRY IT...?

    I dont get that... But whats the grodiest thing you've ever had? Just to warn others...

    personally I still remember the taste of the first slim jim I had in 1995... it was worse than the milk bone I ate for 5 dollars that same year ...the only thing that compares is beef jerky I dont get how people can eat that shiiite its so nasty ...
    Chickens feet with a fish sauce.

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    so when you eat chickens feet...

    Like is it the same principle as eating the wings... do ya tear the flesh off the bone? Is there any flesh on the feet? I know mine are kinda bone and skin. I always wondered why they sell chickens feet in the Piggly Wiggly here and someone told me it was because they're heavy on the voodoo hoodoo crap. I dont know what i'm more upset about... buying the voodoo hoodoo crap or knowing people actually eat that stuff.
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    I once ate moldy spagetti sauce its a pretty funny story actually....



    I woke up in the middle of the night hungry....


    I knew we had some spagetti sauce in the fridge....so all I needed to do was cook up some noodles and microwave the sauce.....


    I walk into the kitchen and its the middle of the night....so its dark....I dont feel like turning on the lights because itll hurt my eyes.....
    So Im boiling the noodles....I open the fridge and get out the sauce....The room is very dimly lit....I open the gladware container that the sauce is in and I think "Oh jeeze the fridge is acting up again with its temperature all out of wack....look it made the sauce get frost on it"....
    I think nothing of it and spoon it out into a bowl and microwave it....

    I mix it with the sauce and add some parmesan cheese...
    I eat a couple bites.....and I think ....yeuck this takes funny....well I guess it just needs more cheese....I add more parmesan....
    I repeat that step several times adding more and more cheese......Ive eaten like half the huge plate of spagetti by now...and finally I give up...this spagetti just tastes too funny!....maybe its because of all this parmesan....

    I get up to clean up my plates....I havent put the top back on the container of the spagetti sauce yet....I open the fridge and the fridge light illuminates the sauce in the container....!!!!
    This was the most foul thing I had ever seen.....There must have been several different types of fungus growing in this thing.....
    • Towards the center of the container this thick white carpet had grown in little rice shapes mold covering the sauce....(In the dim light this was what I thought was frost)....

    • speckaled throughout was little translucent tubes with tiney black heads on the tip....

    • and all around the edges there was a dense red fur almost like cotton candy that grew so tall that it almost escaped the container....

    • There were little patches elsewhere in this "ecosystem" of orange and purple but hardly noticable compared to the majority of the growth......



    I felt so sick not because my stomach was upset but because I ate half a plate of sauce.....

    Strangley enough though I didnt have any diarrhea ...or vomit or strange dreams or anything.....other than being completely grossed out and eating something completely nasty nothing bad happened to me
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    I hope you threw up after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terran View Post
    Strangley enough though I didnt have any diarrhea ...or vomit or strange dreams or anything.....other than being completely grossed out and eating something completely nasty nothing bad happened to me


    Did you speed read it or something
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    Terran, that was horrible just to have to read about

    "Men choose as their prophets those who tell them that their hopes are true." --Lord Dunsany

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    oh man thats so floggin funny

    oh man I woulda purged on purpose!
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terran View Post
    I eat a couple bites.....and I think ....yeuck this takes funny....well I guess it just needs more cheese....
    LOL!
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    stupid martha stewart!

    So I was reading through her magazine (how bored was I at the dentist?) and she suggested *gagging* cooking bacon in small squares and then cooking pancakes over the small squares. Personally I find bacon to be one of the most disgusting things ever unless its served with perogies which is the one time i'll eat it... but I thought heck... I could cook it for my friend he digs bacon and likes breakfast. Well he said it was the most disgusting thing ever...

    why ruin great pancakes...
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    I actually prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon....I think it tastes far better.....but its definitely a personal preference....my little brother refused to try turkey bacon....and one day I made some 'bacon' up for him and didnt tell him it was turkey bacon....he thought it was really tasty bacon and asked me what brand it was....thats when I told him it was turkey bacon...

    and now he prefers turkey bacon as well...
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    oysters ( which incidently taste exactly like snot ) several girls also assure me they taste like Gentlemens Relish. ( you guys know what i mean )

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    I am married with children and happen to enjoy oyster stew.

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    haha funny you should say that...

    I used to work for the Noisy Oyster and good lord... I couldn't believe how many oysters people can down... we're talking girls who are 21 eating 100 oysters EACH! Of course I also saw one girl pack down two appetizers, a salad, a huge pasta dish, an order of snow crab, two baked potatoes, and dessert. Imagine how awkward it was when she asked me if she looked fat...

    Something else...

    Cottage cheese! Its vile disgusting stuff. The texture of it is like I vomited in my mouth and i'm debating if I should eat it or spit it out. Its soooo nasty...

    Oddly I enjoy watermelons with seeds because its like I killed that wild melon and i'm spitting out the 'bullets' which is kinda fun
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tied2thetracks View Post
    I am married with children and happen to enjoy oyster stew.
    Glad to see you finally came out of the closet!

    Heheheheheheh! Just joking!

    I in no way want to imply that admitting you like oyster stew is a bad thing, nor does it mean you shouldn't have the same rights as everyone else.

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