Who is the best Stand Up Comedian you have ever seen? I'd say Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy (His 80's stuff is great), and probably Richard Pryor. I haven't seen too much of Richard Pryor, but what I did see was great. |
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Who is the best Stand Up Comedian you have ever seen? I'd say Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy (His 80's stuff is great), and probably Richard Pryor. I haven't seen too much of Richard Pryor, but what I did see was great. |
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FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
i like richard prior in his prime that mutherf**ker was hillarious. |
we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh
Alot of people like red fox as well. he was the godfather of raunch. |
FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
from what i have had a chance to hear red fox was good to. i was young though and cant really remember it that well. |
we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh
Me niether. I just remember him as the old fart from sanford and son. |
FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
thats a show i bet i havnt seen for over 20 years |
we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh
Sam Kinison |
Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
- 23rd Sacred Scroll, 6th verse
Dave chappelle was hilarious as well, but didn't do it for a long enough period of time. Plus he never had that one standout standup performance. |
FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
I absolutely love Richard Pryor's stand-up. In fact, I was talking about it at work today. |
Well I really liked Bill Cosby from late 80s early 90s ...his best performance was at Carnegie Hall and he was talking about being a working class person and basically you wait all week long for Friday which is generally payday and then what do you do? You're so tired from your week of work that you go to the bar for happy hour and you get **** faced and next thing you know you're on your knees in front of the seat filled with water and begging God to make it stop but hey who knew your body held so many fluids? Finally the weekend is over and you're still hungover on Monday morning but eventually you start to look forward to Friday so you can get paid and of course we all know what comes next... |
You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...
http://media.movies.ign.com/media/84...d_1882969.html
I like the dentist bit from cosby's special myself. Once you have kids mj, you'll have a whole new appreciation for that special. |
FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
I can't believe nobody mentioned Robin Williams? But, I love all the rest mentioned! |
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FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.
I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.
"We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown
"TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"
"All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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