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    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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    Oh geez...
    Hey, that looks like Sid... weird...

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    I don't have a yard but this thing makes me want to buy a house just to have a yard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDFP View Post
    I don't have a yard but this thing makes me want to buy a house just to have a yard.
    Who needs a yard - I'd put it in the bathroom opposite the toilet just to creep people out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rancid Carcass View Post
    Who needs a yard - I'd put it in the bathroom opposite the toilet just to creep people out...
    Funny you mention that, I actually have a wall poster of Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" in my bathroom beside the shower. I figure any woman I have over who can find the great humor in that (as I do) without being too creeped out is deserving of me.

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    Clever JD, always the one with the bright ideas... I'm jealous of your brain... can we work out a deal with that? I've got a nice watch...

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