Man this stuff just keeps getting better. It's truly a circus. Unfortunately i couldn't find the link, apparently they haven't updated their site yet, but msnbc was reporting on Paris' parents visiting her in jail and their subsequent plans for her release. It's surreal.
Their whole argument was that she was being treated more harshly that someone else in her position would just becaus ewho she is. Well apparently that's crap. They basically shut down the jail when she gets visits.
First off, her parents bummed a quarter off one of the corrections officers so they could rent a locker. Then they were brought in at lunchtime when there are not suppossed to be any visitors, all so they wouldn't have to suffer the indignity of waiting in line like everyone elses family. And if reports are to be believed they rode in on chariots being dragged by oily, muscular men carrying palm fronds and grapes. j/k But that's exactly how they act. Then a visitor was up in arms when her lawyer came to see her because she she was told that she could come visit at 12:30. She got there at 12:20 ready to see her fiance' and she was told that she was being bumped to 2:30 because her parents and lawyer were there!! Prisoners' visits are limited to a 1/2 hour but for some reason paris got to visit for an hour and a half. Gee I wonder why. These people make it impossible to feel sorry for them. They are totally tone deaf. There's not a V.I.P. line for visitors.
Second, when her boyfriend visited her he reportedly kissed the glass partition seperating them when he left. Now that's bad, but when you think about it, it's probably more sanitary than kissing paris herself.
Third, they reported that The day she was out of prison last week she actually mat with a plastic surgeon!?! Get this, it's the same guy who worked on michael jackson!! We know one thing for sure, if he did work on michael then he's an expert on making people look unrecognizeable. Think about it, we could totally have a face -off type situation here where paris is on a plane to Hawaii while one of her houskeepers is in county lock -up.  These guys were funny last night, they really ripped her a new one. I only wish i could remember more of what they said.
To top it all off her father wants to throw her a get out of jail party when she gets out and get this: He wants whoever hosting it to pay THEM $50,000for the honor of having paris in their establishment. The hard rock cafe' has declined his generous offer.
Oh, and her agent dumped her also. 
Well that's the paris update for now. I'll keep you posted. Until then here's a jail spoof of her video "stars are blind" to tide you over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss
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