The Stink of Flesh: Worst zombie movie I've seen yet...

[DjfunkmasterG]

I haven't seen that one . . . yet. Couldn't be much worse than Day of the Dead (2008), though. Wanna bet?

[fulci fan]

Automation Transfusion is probably the worst zombie film I have ever seen. Matool? They use the name of the island from Zombi 2 for the character's name? Urg.

[ZomBub]

Raiders of the Living Dead is the worst film ever. Not just the worst zombie film - the worst film. I haven't had the displeasure. Sounds like we have a real contender here. It's difficult to explain just how much of a mind blinding failure this movie is without telling you to just see it, but that's an unfair thing to ask of you. Tell you what: I'll see Raiders of the Living Dead if you see The Stink of Flesh, and then we can compare notes. Or is that too masochistic of a proposal? Most of you guys, sticking with your Romeroverse films and moaning about Survival, have never even scratched the surface of that abyss... and I must say, you're probably right to avoid doing so! Perhaps, then, there is hope for Survival of the Dead for a few of us. In a manner of speaking, I've been "inoculated" against such disappointment. For example, many Romero fans were very upset with Diary of the Dead; but honestly, if it had and other director's name on it, I'm confident that it would be considered a decent zombie movie based upon its own merits. And that's my mindset whenever I start watching one of these creatures. ---------- Post added at 07:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:19 PM ---------- For me... the Absolute Worst Studio Zombie Film is probably House of the Dead House of the Dead 2 was a little better. . . . A little better than total crap. But watching the original was no worse than watching someone play one of the House of the Dead games for and hour and a half straight; not my idea of a good time, but I can think of worse zombie movies. The Worst Indie/Microbudget flick - ZOMBIE-NATION Saw that one back when it first hit the shelf. If I recall correctly, I didn't even count it as a legitimate zombie movie any more than Zombie Nightmare or Buttcrack. In all cases, you've got voodoo magic being used to bring back certain victims in order to wreak revenge (primarily) upon specific persons.

[Wyldwraith]

Wanna know what's sad? House of the Dead II is actually not bad for the low-budget, direct-to-DVD class. There's one scene where the co-lead smears himself liberally with zombie gore (who btw spends half the movie with highly infectious zombie gore all over his face without ever worrying about infection apparently. This in the context of someone ending up infected from the minute blood transfer from a mosquito bite of a mosquito who'd previously bitten a zombie). Other than that however, and the fact that they don't take a ton of blood samples instead of one vial when they find the original zombie finally...blood sample needed to create a cure to save an already significantly infested world...then when the vial gets broken in a fight, they go all the way back (losing absolutely all of the 14-man team besides the 2 main leads), get another single vial, which also gets broken. If you can deal with that bit of stupidity, it's really not that bad a flick. It falls firmly into my "Watch it if you happen to catch it on SyFy while flipping channels/Not a bad way to kill 100 minutes group". Now, if you want BAD, though not EXACTLY a traditional zombie movie, there's always Splinter. Hideous pacing, completely hollow cut-out characters, forgettable FX and intensely irritating plot devices. Difficult to even get through the first several minutes because of the incredibly irritating dialog of the Bonnie-junkie and Clyde-wannabe. ESPECIALLY the Bonnie-type junkie. You cheer when she dies and her body gets completely brutalized. Of course the inappropriate scientific curiosity while in mortal danger by the other male lead can grate on you too. That and the dumbass ridiculous caricature of the black female cop who may as well have been dead and blind.

[DEAD BEAT]

let me put it this way, DB: it's the only romero film i've ever turned off and gave up on...and i don't think there's enough redeeming shit in what i didn't see (never made as far as the horse-riding zombie bullshit) that i'd ever care to sit and finish it. fucking capital "T"errible... U gotta b shittin me? there's a zombie riding a fuckin horse! lol man should have known after Land came out which was ok...that Romero was losing it! c dude i think my probably is i keep expecting him to top Dawn of the Dead...guess i should aim a little lower! lol somebody mentioned Raiders of the living Dead...lmao almost 4got bout that piece of shit...i guess when Scotty Scwartz wasnt doing porn he was involved in shit like this! lol tell dude u think we'll ever see another NIGHT or DAWN to me thats it i must admit i do have DAY as well but to be honest i would rank it 1 below LAND!

[paranoid101]

Think worse one I saw had 2 kids in it that some how built a laser gun that killed the zombies, can't remember the name saw it donkeys years ago. Fecking awful. As for Uwe Bolls House of the Dead I love it, its a guilty pleasure of mine that film, totally mental.

[Legion2213]

This thread makes me feel like a total fraud, I must have seen a dozen non-GAR zombie flicks at most. Then again, I am wondering if I've been lucky, because most of them discussed on this thread and others do sound like a stack of dog turds.

[DEAD BEAT]

Think worse one I saw had 2 kids in it that some how built a laser gun that killed the zombies, can't remember the name saw it donkeys years ago. Fecking awful. As for Uwe Bolls House of the Dead I love it, its a guilty pleasure of mine that film, totally mental. That's Raiders of the Living Dead it was 1 kid that has been that played flick in A Christmas Story and The Toy! SCOTTY "PORNSTAR SCWARTZ!"

[clanglee]

I'm almost afraid to admit this but I liked The Stink of Flesh.

[Andy]

So, what's the worst zombie movie that you've ever seen, and what made it so bad? Land of the dead. Why? Click. btw: who the fuck is Matool? The island from ZFE

[bassman]

Come on, man. I understand that you don't like Land, but to say it's the worst of all the crap out there is stretching it...

[Andy]

Come on, man. I understand that you don't like Land, but to say it's the worst of all the crap out there is stretching it... Really? is it.. *reads my first post in that topic* Is it really?

[bassman]

Keep on waving that flag. Looks more like you're holding a grudge rather than giving a balanced opinion. But that's not open for discussion now, is it?

[ZomBub]

Wanna bet? You've seen both, and it's that bad, eh? Ah, but now I have a morbid curiosity...

[Andy]

The question was 'what's the worst zombie movie that you've ever seen, and what made it so bad?' and i answered that, without wanting to type out my long post again, hows that waving a flag? i answered a question with a well written peice on why i dislike my least favourite zombie movie..